That’s that other show that had Captain Archer on it, right? Darn it, I hate it when other shows steal characters from Enterprise.
– tracer, wondering if T’Pol will be around when the Autopilot is deflating…
A new title just came to mind.
Enterprise Pie.
Gives a whole new meaning to “Where no man has gone before.”
A new title just came to mind.
Enterprise Pie.
Gives a whole new meaning to “Where no man has gone before.”
I always thought “Where No Man Has Gone Before” was a description of a women’s restroom toilet.
“And one time, at band camp, I stuck the phaser up my…”
:eek:
Just don’t pull the trigger when the phaser’s stuck there.
That’s not true, why many times I’ve gon—
uh, nevermind!
Speed 3: Warp Control
Mad Bomber Tellarite: If you go below Warp 5, you will explode!
Archer: But this ship can go warp 5 for extended periods, dude.
Mad Bomber Tellarite: Uh, uh…did i mention i’m Dennis Hopper?
Archer: Whoa!
Since we’ve moved off into other movie spoof territory, how about National Lampoon’s Enterprise? (a la Animal House)?
Travis (dejectedly): I can’t believe I threw up in front of Captain Archer.
Hoshi: Face it, Travis: You threw up onCaptain Archer.
[T’Pol crashes through the window and lands on my bed]
ME: “Thank you, God!”
Reed: “Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Xindi attacked Pearl Harbor?”
Travis: “The Xindi?”
Trip: “Fergit it; he’s rollin’.”
Vulcan Ambassador: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Archer.
“And did Galupa think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?”
[Three Nausicans come to the table that Quantum, Tripp, and Malcolm are sitting at with their dates Hoshi, T’Pol, and Travis in a dress. They take the table and say…]
“We wanna dance with yo dates.”
[Quantum, Tripp, and Malcolm make haste to the door and then jump in their shuttle craft and peel out of the parking lot]
Where Dr. Flox and [that nameless crewmember] are hot and heavy in the back seat. (Gratuitous tit-shot to boost ratings!)
Well, since this thread seems to have degenerated from it’s original purpose, let me just say:
phaser-cutting phasers!
Since we’re on tangents galore… what about “National Lampoon” et al.?
John Astin : What was the first name of the 35th President of the United States?
T’pol (to Archer): John?
Astin: YOU’RE RIGHT! Griswold’s win!
T’pol: I’m glad we decided to be pigs, John!
Hoshi (watching Trip feed his face and talk with his mouth full):
“That boy is a P-I-G *pig[i/]!”
pig. Dammit.
Crewman Daniels to Archer, after putting him through several time vortices: “My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”
ARCHER: “We have clearance, Travis.”
TRAVIS: “Roger, Archer. What’s our vector, Tucker?”
(Hmmm … just doesn’t have the same ring to it…)
PHLOX: “The survival of everyone on Earth depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this starship, but who didn’t have Trellium D for dinner.”
[Lightning flashes. Dramatic chords play. St. Christopher statuette hides its eyes.]