A 50,000 word essay, without the letter "e".

A small constraint shouldn’t prohibit our writings from sounding stylish and witty.
mobo85 thinks that this tiny limitation only turns out writing that sounds similar to what a Cro-Magnon would say (or grunt).
I say hogwash !!!
This minor obstruction may limit us from using a majority of words, but still, a satisfactory amount of words abound that do not contain that glyph, allowing our postings to maintain a skillful standard.

I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T, Oops, it’s S-A-M-R-T.

I am with you on this. What I was saying is that if you do not know many words (similar to I), your writing is dung. You think of good words- much so. Not I.

“Eunoia” must stun untruthful schmucks. Such scum suck.

Why would lots of folks want to know what your random million-winning schmuck thinks? Not that that’s bad or anything. I think it’s just a quirk: if I ran into a star in, say, an airport, first of all, 100% clarity in ID is difficult, for yours truly, that is. Also, assuming I did know it was him without a doubt, I’d first think upon spying him (or any random “big” shot): “Big whoop!”, or “No! Don’t go up to him and say hi! What about a bit of privacy?”