A bad, bad, bad headcase, (A scary tallish tale)

When we bought this land 20+ years ago. There was just nothing here. No homes, No people, No neighbors. No utilities, at all. Even by rural standards we are WAY out.

Exploring and deciding what we would do here we found an old log cabin on the place. Oh, sez Big Wrek I’ll make a deer camp here.
This little cabin was in great disrepair, but I loved it. It had character and good bones. My Daddy’s youngest brother is a contractor. I had him come look at it. He said I was crazy but it could be fixed up. It wasn’t gonna tumble down any minute. He wouldn’t take it on but he knew folks who would.

From that little seed ol’Beck grew a big tree.
Mr.Wrekker was skeptical but said go ahead.
I had BIG plans. I’m building a new log cabin around the old one. To live in. Heck with a deer camp.

And so, the story goes on and were deep in restoration and adding new construction. Electric poles were bought and set. The Elec.Co-op wasn’t gonna allow us to be completely off-grid like I wanted.
Water wells were dug. Took 2 to get one good one.
I learned really quick the guy I had hired as contractor hated me. I wasn’t terrible to him, but looking back I was in his hair alot. Like everyday. I wasnt fixin’ to let this house go up w/o input. The only way I knew to do that was to be here before mistakes were made and get someone, namely Bill the contractor, on it. He REALLY hated me before the build and restoration were done. I think he may have had a ‘hit’ out on me for awhile.

I did all the purchasing for the build. Bill hated that too. It my running around getting what was needed I started hearing tales about these woods. The little old cabin was, it seems kinda famous in these parts.
It was known as a place where a family of people with the last name French had gambling and carousing every weekend. Old man ‘Frenchy’ was a notorious moonshiner. And generally in a pickle with the law. I’ve thought about it alot, (there’s no proof of all this) it must’ve been in the 1920s - 30s.
He was killed somewhere on the land. We don’t know where exactly. But he was killed by his irate wife when she caught him out here with another woman. We’ve never found out how he was killed.

But, the more interesting story is about Frenchys widowed Mother and his imbecile sister who lived in this very cabin I was spending the big $$$ to restore.
Mother and daughter lived here alone. No men. Frenchy came and went.
Well, he comes out here on the behest of some town folk who usually gave his Ma rides for eggs and and produce. Apparently she hadn’t been seen in a few weeks. So he comes out to find his handicapped sister alone, nearly starved. He cannot make out what has happened to his Ma. The sister can barely speak. The county took his sister to a home for adults with her disorders. She rarely spoke. No one knew what happened.

A few weeks later Frenchy was on the place and an old dog comes up. Obviously a stray the dog follows him around as he did chores and such. He’s looking for something he could use to fix the backdoor when the dog comes up with a bone in his mouth. Frenchy looks closer the bone looks odd, he takes it away from dog and throws it down quick. It’s a human foot bone. He follows the dog and finds a cache of human bones some skin and hair still attached to bits and pieces. He’s mortified. He knows it his Ma.

He gets to the sheriff. They come out and gather all they could find of the old woman. There’s no way to tell how she died in those days. Speculation is the daughter may have pushed her down or hit her hard enough to kill her. And animal predation had dismembered her.
The girl had anger issues as well as mental deficiency.
The weird thing is they never found the old lady’s head.

Now bump ahead to the early 2000s and ol’Beck owns this place. The ‘icky’ factor is all consuming. I have children that don’t need to hear this. We’ll never have a peaceful nights sleep if they do. Not to mention Mr.Wrekker works out of state for most of his career. I’ll be here alone with kids, alot.
Early days I’m seeing and hearing ghosts and spooks everywhere. Strange goings on at night. I cannot even look out a window after dark. I walk the floors at night. Watching and waiting for who knows what?

Somehow I get through the early months and nothing ever really happens. I’m calmer and less afraid. I’ve gotten busy with kids in school and all their things they do. I have a toddler running around. No time to be freaked out, anymore.

Or so I think…

More at another time…

Excellent tale! I love to hear your stories! Please don’t stop sharing them!

Way cool, places with a history are they absolute bestest =)

A guy I dated for a while had a mom [like we all do now shush] and she was living on a small farm next to Dillwyn Penitentiary in Virginia [when they did executions or there were riots a sherrif or two used to come lurk on their porch, you could pretty much toss a baseball and hit the penn from their place] Back in the day, it was variously a posting station, a post office, a general store, a tavern and a farm. It was one of those built by stick a room here and turn that porch over there into a kitchen so nothing was quite square or level and they swore up and down it was haunted [no, given the accent she had, hainted =) ]

There are lots of defense methods to help you out. Unfortunately I am not up to date on these–but surely other Dopers are. For example garlic to ward off evil spirits, silver bullets to kill werewolfs…

Yes, ‘hainted’ is the terminology used around here. The ghost here are known as ‘Frenchiville Haints’
They’re are several, I’m told. :eek:

Somebody went bowling with it?

I think Granny has been hittin’ The Shine.

I guess you don’t wanna hear the rest of the story, then. :smiley:

Beck, wait, there’s more?

More at another time???

You do realize it’s another time already, right Beck? Making us wait is a bad, bad, bad, bad thing.

Dunno what another time means in the Arkansas backwoods, but in the East Tennessee hills where I’m from it means “whenever I’m good and ready.” Sort of like when I’m fixin’ to do something.

Back to the story:

Set the scene:
A few years into living here.
It’s autumn. Crispy air. Crunchy leaves on the ground.
Every fall I try to at least rake where the kids play. I like my grass and leaf litter tends to choke it out.
You gotta know, this is tree country. Pines, pinoaks, white oaks, my nut trees. All producing masses of leaves.

The kids like this time of year. Pop is home because it’s close to hunting season.
A great family time of the year.

One afternoon Pop took the kids to get pumpkins from a friend of his farm.
I stayed home and am raking. I have several piles. I decide to consolidate 2 big piles into one. I’m sweeping the rake in big swings.
Something flew off my rake. It went into the other pile. Thinking its part of a toy or something the kids lost I walk over to get it. I rake the pile out and there it is by my feet.

It can’t be what I think it is. I look closer. I bend down. It is.
Holy crap. I’m not gonna touch it. The kids sandbox was close to me I ran over and got an old coolwhip container. I scoop it up.

It’s really old. Parts are missing. But it’s definatly an Upper Denture. A couple of the teeth parts are broken. Giving it a sinister appearance.
It’s small. A woman’s, I think.

Well, now all the Frenchy tales come flooding back. My head is spinning.
I swear it got darker and colder. The sky looked like blood.
I dropped the rake and take my coolwhip container and go to the house. I’m not taking this in the house. I go through the garage and set it on top of an old fridge we had in there.
I go in. Take off my jacket. I immediately heard scratching at the door. Oh, god I nearly fainted. I had left my dog outside.

I’m horrified. I just can’t imagine how dentures got in my leaves.
When Mr.Wrekker and the kids get home, we look over their pumpkins. Eat supper.
Evening baths for the kids and bedtime.

When the kids are asleep I get the coolwhip bowl and show the denture to Mr.Wrekker.

We don’t know what to do.

Mr.Wrekker decides to go see his friend an older guy who used to be a game warden. He can’t go til the next day.

I put bowl and creepy denture, with a sinister smile in a gallon Ziploc bag and take it back out to the garage.

Put it to bed, I guess.

Well, I didn’t sleep that night. All the way back to floor walking. Afraid to look out windows in the dark.
More later…

Wondering if its gonna be … nah, I’ll wait.

I can’t believe I wrote that and 3:30am

Mr.Wrekker did go see his friend, the retired game warden. The two of them decide it’s time to call the Sheriffs office.

Oh, goody. I have to answer questions and show them exactly where I found it.
Right close to where I found it there a little old fashion concrete and a large rock ‘thingy’ embedded in the ground. Obviously man-made. We had thought of digging it up and out. I felt like it was a marker for a pet grave. So, I planted a holly bush right next to it and saved it.
The Sheriff noted it in his report.
I’m thinking, they’re gonna want to dig it up and leave a big hole in my yard. God, I hope not.
The deputies search around and nothing else is found. They tell me to keep my eyes open for anything and save it. Okay. :smack:

Later that night, not being able to sleep, I’m downstairs reading. I hear jingling. My little dog comes down stairs and goes to the French doors and looks out and growls. I believe she needs to go out to pee. The growling is odd, though.

I get up to let her out. She won’t go outside.
Okay, this is weird. I walk out on the deck and call her. She comes out and growls more, looking out at the yard. I look where she looking.
What the crap? I see a misty white ‘cloud’ or something. Hanging right over the old original/capped well. This is very close to the kids sandbox. And the grave marker thing.
I rubbed my eyes and look again. My dog is growling in a continuous loop. I call her to me. The ‘cloud’ dissipates. And. It’s gone.

I’m not telling this to anyone. In fact this is the very first time I’ve ever typed it.

Now, you may ascertain I was ‘seeing’ things. I convinced myself to ‘see’ ghostly apparitions. Well, yeah. Thats one explanation.

Later that week I convinced Mr.Wrekker I need a metal detector. This was a gambling establishment. He says they were gambling with pennies. I’ll not get rich metal detecting. I don’t care, I want one anyway.

I know the first place I’m gonna ‘detect’ in.

All for now…

I’d say this was a terrible tease, but what it is is an effective tease. I will wait patiently for the next chapter.

To quote Tom Lehrer: “More, more, I’m still not satisfied.”

I get my metal detector. It’s not a really nice one. Middle of the road basic model.
I immediately start finding coins all around the old well. As Mr.Wrekker said it was mostly pennies.
I found a very damaged silver dollar. Lots of nails. A few buttons, one CSA uniform button. Digging around I find lots of ceramic and stoneware fragments.
I decide I’m in a trash deposit place. There’s pieces of a old rusty barrel that just flummoxed my metal detecting. Most likely burning barrels.

I continue to see the whitish mist, in the cooler months. It has really has no explanation. I still never told anyone. I didn’t want the children afraid.
I had Mr.Wrekker move the sand box. I began worrying about the old well and them playing so close to it.
In my searching around I found buckets of bones. Never any that made me think human.

In the warmer months out around the old well I got odors. Mostly a rotten egg smell. This bothered me. I did tell Mr.Wrekker about that. He wasn’t convinced I was smelling it as much as I did.
So I shut up about it and kept searching and digging.
Later…

Keep in mind it has been at least 80years since Frenchy was romping in these parts.
And his Mom’s head was never found. According to rumor.

Haint blue, you should have this painted on door and window frames, porch ceilings too. Otherwise you have the welcome mat out for any and all haints.