Counters with a platoon of genetically enhanced Anna Kournikova clones armed with graphite tennis rackets.
Attacks with a pack of rabid dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you.
Counters with Korean restaurant owner.
Attacks with religious extremists.
(double score for Ferrous for the image of a platoon of enhanced Anna’s and the Simpson reference)
Counter with The Venezuelan Tiger Trap, a smoke machine, and zapper collars on all the dogs.
Attacks with overly patriotic commercials and dead batteries in the remote.
GRR, Cancel that one then.
Counters by bombing them out of cities, rebuilding said cities, and vidoetaping their training.
Attacks with overly patriotic commercials and dead batteries in the remote.
Heh - i dont think we’re playing by the rules…regardless…
Counters the religous extremists with Homer’s proof that God doesn’t exist.
Counters the commercials with 5 years. America will go back the way it was before sep 11.
Attacks with a black hole.
Counters black hole with copyright infringement sued filed by Disney.
Attacks with “The Utah Special”-- Green Lime Jello with Carrots.
Counters jello with a family reunion of Mormans.
Attacks with Brigham Young.
Counter Brigham Young by supplying his father with knowledge of modern birth control methods
Attack with a Barrel of monkeys
Counters with Monopoly, a much better game.
Attacks with Family Guy repeats.
I really have no idea whats going on…
Shai’tan 2
Cougarfang 1
Shade 1
HomeSlice 7
PunditLisa 1
Billdo 1
Ferrous 3
Clever Hans 2
Rug Burn 1
Barbarian 1
mighty_maxx 1
Last post counted: Mighy_maxx and the monkeys
Counters with A Computer and KaZaa media desktop
attacks with Stephen Hawking
Wow I didnt think this thread would take off this fast…kool. We are staying pretty close to the rules too. Just remember you can target an individual play (up to 3 in one ‘turn’ actually).
-Blah
counters with a faith healer making the dumb speak and the lame walk!
attacks with a jujubee, an archaeopteryx, 12 cases of Guinness, and Kepler’s Third Law.
Since noone has countered my last attack, let me rephrase it.
Something even more horrible…
Stephen Hawking on powerfull methamphetamines.
eek forget my last post
Counter with Microwave Oven slinging creationists
Attack with a NUT unniverse.
Invoking rules 16 and 17:
Counters with Albert Einstein on crack.
Counters with mnemonics.
Counters with the Big Crunch.
Attacks with board with a nail in it.
Counter with a bigger board with a bigger nail
Attacks with migraine when your out of painkillers
Counters migraine with the Event Horizon. You’ll go to hell and rip out your eyes - no more worries about a silly little headache.
Attacks with a one way ticket to Hell.
Counters with a fundie.
Attacks with a Furby.