counters one way ticket to hell with 2 nail clippers and a letter opener. (security sends you back home)
Attacks BlahMan with 20 parasitic nematodes
Attacks Horseflesh wih a yo-yo tied to a small kitten.
since I posted my attack on horseflesh after his general attack, and I didn’t counter it (cause it wasn;t here when I went to post). Does that null my attack? Do I need to counter his general attack first?
Counters by ripping out the damn batteries
Attacks with a sack full of wet cats.
Counter with a leaf blower full of catnip.
Attacks with a laser pointer to the eye.
Counters with a tinfoil eyepatch.
Attacks with “The Eminem Show” CD in a stereo on full blast.
Counters the CD with the FCC.
Attacks with Beastmaster marathons on TBS.
Counters with Earplugs
Attacks with the English Patient
Counters with The Avengers.
Attacks with a fully functional Death Star.
Counters with the most obvious choice, two proton torpedo’s to the exhaust shaft
Attacks with a cell phone induced brain tumor
Counters with Drs. Hawkeye Pierce, BJ Hunnicutt, Charles Emerson Winchester III, and the whole shapely nursing staff of the Four-Oh-Double Natural (with Kelly pulling massage detail in postop).
Attacks with a roomful of off-key Elvis impersonators.
Counters with a room full of B-grade Alien impersonators.
Attacks with a pool cue.
Counters with a can of gasoline and a lighter.
Attacks with a bucket of radioactive jello and a pair of titanium scissors.
Counters with a chainsaw-wielding Jell-O Sheriff.
Attacks with a box of month-old kitty litter.
Counters with one of those automatic sweeping kittly litter boxes.
Attacks with existentialism
Counters with Post-Modernism
Attacks with Post-It Notes
Counters with an unorganized overworked lawyer
Attacks with 24/7 of home shopping network re-runs
Counters with the remote control’s “power” button, and a good book.
Attacks with Entropy (the natural tendency of a system to move from a state of more order to a state of less order)
Evo
Counters with his mother (the most organized woman in the universe, impervious to any attack to cause disorganization)
Attacks with a 404 webpage link
WOW!
I leave the thread alone for a day and it REALLY takes off…
I havent read all the posts yet but,
mighty_maxx, you do not need to counter a general attack before you make specific attacks, however, you cannot make both a general and specific attacks at the same time.
Counters 20 parasitic nematodes with all of Michio Kaku’s books to date. (You should read all the terrible things he does to those poor nemetodes in his books)
Attacks mighty_maxx with the unkillable ‘Psycho Cop’ from The Roadwarrior movie (the one that they show dying like 10 times then at the end he’s STILL ALIVE!)