Counters 20 parasitic nematodes with all of Michio Kaku’s and S. Hawkings books to date. (You should read all the terrible things they do to those poor nemetodes in those books)
Attacks mighty_maxx with the unkillable ‘Psycho Cop’ from The Roadwarrior movie.
Ill try to track through the posts tomarro night and come up with the score, I dont have time right now.
Counters 404 webpage link with M$ Frontpage. (if you cant find it, make it your self 
Attacks with The Invisible Pink Unicorn
Counters with the Magical Sky Pixie
Attacks with Pixie Sticks
Counters with 4 out of 5 dentists.
Attacks with Hampster, the SDMB hungry, hungry hamster.
Counters with Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and Notepad.
Attacks with a ceiling fan, a barrel of glue, and a bucket of glitter.
Counters with pre-school creativity hour
Attacks with EL NINO, spanish for The NINO.
Counters with a blackout, solvent, and Elton John. Or maybe just Elton John.
Attacks with forty days and nights of rain.
Counter with a Chaos-Driven Climate control apparatus… don’t forget to reset the randomizer when you’re done though.
(Scott Adams; Dilbert, July 6, 2001)
Attacks with Return to the Planet of the apes remake.
That’s bizarre, Hans. You and I had very similar attacks on our simulpost.
Counters with Charlton Heston.
Attacks with a squadron of flying monkeys.
Counter with several large bunches of bananas filled with steel ball bearings, and a giant magnet.
Attacks with Celine Dion.
Counters with “Blame Canada” from the South Park Soundtrack.
Attacks with “Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! You Bastards!”
"Attacks with ‘Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! You Bastards!’ "
Counters with next episode (Kenny’s back)
Attacks with Brodie’s “stink palm”
Counters with a one-liner from SilentBob.
Attacks BlahMan with Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena [sub](yes, that’s the original, buck-o!)[/sub]
Counters thinksnow’s attack with a post from the Moderator: Eutychus’.
Counter-attacks thinksnow with Mr. Rogers’ “tree song”
Comment: Well at least this thread is a little more structured then the old one…
Counters with Pave the Earth!
Attacks with The Girl, The Gold Watch, And Everything.
Hmm,
"Attacks with The Girl, The Gold Watch, And Everything."
Horseflesh, a reference to the ‘Fallout 2’ game?
Or am I missing something major?
-Blah
My CRS disease is really bad today…ARGH!!!
Hmm,
"Attacks with The Girl, The Gold Watch, And Everything."
Horseflesh, a reference to the ‘Fallout 2’ game?
Or am I missing something major?
-Blah
My CRS disease is really bad today…ARGH!!!
Counters BlahMans “tree song” with Barney’s “I Love You” song.
Counters Horsefleshs The Girl, The Gold Watch, and Everything with Clockstoppers
Attacks the group in general with acting lessons for Keanu Reeves (now he’ll really be a star!)