Counters with Uri Geller
Attacks with a wasp flying in through your car window whilst you’re doing 80 mph.
Counters with members of the Junior League and DAR in the backseat who sign the WASP up for various activities and committee memberships.
Attacks with a bloated Anna Nicole Smith in endless reruns.
Counters with the much hotter Kari Wuher/Salin (that ‘Sliders’ chick who is sooo much hotter shes outta Annas leguge…sorry for how lame that is…)
Attacks with the very terrifying ‘30 points for whoever tracks through all the muck of ALL the last posts since my last SCOREBOARD post and comes up with a Current Scoreboard’ attack…(me too confused…)
-Blah
Counters with Jenny Craig and a poster of the new Jeans Girl.
Attacks with the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.
Counters with lots of hungry kids wanting s’mores.
Attacks with harpies (see Greek mythology)
Well,
I apparently made several Faux Pa (HELP with the Spelling Please…)
Apparently im about to get deleted for some very serious Faux Pa…Nice knowing ya…
-Blah
Counters with marraige counilling camp (Here’s your crown, your Magesty)
Attacks with Death
(But I didn’t even eat the salmon)
Counters with a game of chess.
Attacks with Janet Reno doing the Macarena
Counters with Jean Reno doing the Macaroni.
Attacks with a 6d6 Fireball.
Counters with a cucumber (as in cool as a)
Attacks with Mum catching you choking the chicken/buttering the hole
Counters with, I was cleaning it and it went off
Attacks with sappy 9/11 anniversery car lot advertisments
Counters with a battalion of less than amused NYC firefighters.
Attacks with an extremely bad haircut.
Counters with a very talented hair stylist.
Attacks with my chemistry teacher.
Counters ‘my chemistry teacher’ with the worst nemisis of any chemistry teacher: ‘The Anarchist CookBook’
Attacks with: My EX GF the VERY VERY Pshycho and VERY VERY hot (shes a model) Christy…
Oh and thats www.seememodel.com/christy to see her pics…
CoderSlave, not that I minded, but you should really get mod’s permission before posting a site with nudity.
Counters with a sound thrashing from Coldfire’s clogs.
Attacks with a mullet.
Counters with Joe Dirts wig transplant.
Attacks with 3 days of no Dope and and lost posts.
Counters with a crack pipe and Jerry the Tech God.
Attacks with an ugly stick.
Counters with a full body paper bag
Attacks with two glass eyes