I have heard the phrase–You are a boil on the buttocks of humanity-- used as an insult or as a curse as in --May you be cursed with a boil on your arse-- and I always thought it was only mildly humourous and not so mean. Well I have found out just how wrong I was.
Yesterday my friend awoke with a boil on her buttocks. It’s right there under the butt bones where I…she sits. Her husband is sure it’s from sitting in front of the computer for hours on end (pun intended) butt I’m not ass sure about that.
All I know is, it’s hard to sit, motrin helps a little and it is a geniune pain in the ass.
What I’m assking for is pity, comiseration and any helpful hints to hasten the healing.