"A Bore is Starred," and other snarky titles

Three whores and a horse?

I don’t know why, but that is my all-time most memorable Mad title. Why that one in particular has stuck with me for more than forty years I have no idea, because I don’t remember the rest of the BC&TSK spoof at all. (My second most memorable title? Voyage to See What’s On The Bottom)

I saw somebody on this board refer to the recent Three Musketeers remake as The League of Extraordinary Musketeers.

As a bonus, Eve’s first example could also be applied to The Core.

I recall a reviewer writing that Dances with Wolves should have been titled Plays with Camera.

Please don’t. These are all painfully unfunny.

Both Dances with Wolves and later Waterworld were known (during production) as Kevin’s Gate.

A few I’[ve come up with:
Jurassic ParkGodzillas in the Mist

SpartacusSpartaculus: or, Rome Wasn’t Burnt in a Day

The Matrix ReloadedThe Matrix Inverted*

*It helps if you took Linear Algebra

Ouch!

The Bitch Has Two Faces

The Theater Has Two Customers

After Kevin had bombed with Waterwold, he starred in The Postman, which I remember being referred to as Dirtworld.

British theatres had a hard (hee! hee!) time with vandals rearranging the letters of the last word on their marquees.