D’oh! No, no! It was Evil Willow, not Willow, wasn’t it? And she was in the cage in the library! :smack:
Yup.
Lorne to Angel, just after Angel has said he’s feeling rocky, and just before Lorne sends Angel off to the “Tesh Magev,” who turns out to be a phony. “Guise Will Be Guise” was the episode.
**Is there anyone here that hasn’t slept together? ** (And for a bonus, describe the glance that follows this question).
Worm guy’s ex-girlfriend to the group in general, episode title escapes me.
The glance was between Xander and Spike, I think?
I won’t offer another quote because once again my answer was half-assed.
Right, that was from “Beneath You,” as in “From beneath you, it devours.”
It´s definately worm guy´s ex to the everybody.
And the look is indescribable, so I think that the bonus question is, like, totally unfair. 
Ok , how about
Death and destruction. All in a day´s work…
Giles to Buffy, talking about Xander, who is actually part hyena at that point. Giles should have learned not to contradict Buffy’s intuitions.
Quote:
“OK, now you’re abusing sarcasm.”
Buffy, responding to Giles’ suggestion in “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date,” about using a time machine to go back in time and change an ancient prophecy so Buffy would have more time for her social life.
So, the plan is to cure my total, incapacitating blindness… tomorrow, then?
Giles, in Something Blue, to Buffy and Spike canoodling in his living room.
This one’s pretty easy, but:
“Just like you. But with the sexula experience and stuff”
–Cliffy
:smack:
Um… What did Buffy say to letterman jacket guy in season 7? Episode entitled… I just don´t know.
This may be slightly breaking the rules, but I´m feeling impatient*.
Tenebras
- Also, I found the quote while getting the exact quote for this round. The title was Him…
Olivia to Giles. Hush
(Voice over):“I don’t see what this has to do with me.”
“I don’t see what this has to do with me.”
Cordelia in Earshot, to the mind-reading Buffy.
–Cliffy
Buffy (in Faith’s body) to Giles, after providing her bona fides – during her stint as a mind reader, Buffy picked up her mom’s recollection that Giles was “like a stevedore” during sex, referring to the “Band Candy” episode in which Giles and Joyce hooked up. This line was in either “This Year’s Girl” or “Who Are You?” – I don’t recall where one ends and the next begins.
Shut up, repressed crybabies!
Anya, in Where the Wild Things Are (but I don’t know who she was talking to).
You are strange and off-putting. Go now.
Dracula, to Xander, in “Buffy Meets Dracula.”
**Fingers sold separately.
**
Buffy to a Magick Shop customer in Life Serial, Season 6 (She’s chopped off the fingers of a mummy hand because it kept attacking her.)
Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow to Giles, Buffy vs. Dracula
Willow’s a demon?
I’ll hazard a guess that it’s Johnathan from “Two to Go.”
This may not be word for word, but I know it’s close enough to be identifiable:
"This isn’t a game! It’s evil, violent death! And oh my God could you have found a dorkier outfit?
“Willow’s a demon?” is Anya talking to the Council guys in Checkpoints.
“This isn’t a game! It’s evil, violent death! And oh my God could you have found a dorkier outfit?”
I believe this is Buffy talking to Diego from the episode “Lie to me”
And for my clue:
I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.
(Ok, so its an easy one, but I do love it so)
Spike. Speaking to Angel, I’m pretty sure. Can’t remember the context, but I’m 99% sure it’s a Spike/Angel exchange.
OK…that was a half-assed answer, but I’m giving a new one, anyway!
‘Luke, I am your father!’
(An easy one, but I like the scene.)