You know that dealie where a lady suddenly swoons, fans herself, and says “Oh, I have a case of the vapors!”? Well, this woman told my mother it meant you had farted.
I always thought it was sort of a catch-all, antiquated phrase that harkened back to tight corsets, too much heat, and perhaps even the “evil humours”.
I fully respect Cecils take on 99.9% of all matters, but occasionally you have to take it one step higher to get the truth. That’s right, folks. The supreme being, Biz Markie.
mouthbreather, I couldn’t get that link to work. I gather it was song lyrics?
matt mcl, I read the Maestro’s column. I was well aware of the whole fainting “oh I’m a delicate flower” thing. I was going for the scatalogical angle here. Did ladies also say that when they’d just cut the cheese?