A catty comment?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

What is a Cat?

  1. Cats do what they want.
  2. They rarely listen to you.
  3. They’re totally unpredictable.
  4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
  5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
  7. They’re moody.
  8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.

2

And this is a BAD thing?

Robin
Mom to two women in little fur coats

3

Hell no!

I like cats. :wink:

4

reads dpr’s list

Hell, that’s why I always compare my kitten to a two-year old…

5

Yeah, it’s a bad thing. I’ve had a few cats, but that list is why I don’t have them any more. :wink:

6

And that is why my petite little kitty gets to share my bed with me when I’m home from school. :wink:

7

What about my cat who is a total guy? I mean, if he were human, he’d lie around swilling beer all day and scratching his balls.

(NOTE TO THE PC POLICE: I only mean “guy” in a silly limited sense. I am not insulting all men. But trust me, he’s such a GUY!)

8
  1. They hurl hairballs on the bed in the middle of the night. :smiley:
9

That’s a dog, Dude.

10

What’s with all the anit-cat remarks? Doesn’t everybody like a little pussy?

::D&R::