Okay you guys… let’s have it. I want to see a gaWd vs. Satan thread.
RULES
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[li]** gaWd** and Satan may choose their own subject to “battle” over, or Dopers may make suggestions. Please, let’s try to keep it clean here in MPSIMS. :)[/li][li]The winner will be determined by majority vote of all Reg’ Dopers who wish to participate, tallied, and the final judgment decision will be determined by our administrator, Cecil Adams, provided he is willing to do so. ;)[/li][li]In the event of Cecil Adams declining to participate, final winning judgment decision will be determined by the Mod’s. :([/li][li]Trolling and/or flaming will result in disqualification, of the O.P. :mad:[/li][li]Contest ends May 31, 2000; winning judgment will be determined thereafter at the judge’s convenience.[/li][/ul]
Butter or Margarine. Which one makes the better sexual lubricant, and why? (I never have been worth a damn at keeping it clean. Perhaps it’ll fall off someday.)
Oh no, please do not start the Butter thread here. It will take over the board. Be longer than Guy Stuff. This is a subject that people feel strongly about.
I’ve seen it happen before. It’s not a pretty sight.
Yes, when it comes to makin things slippery down there, I prefer Margarine. However, I don’t suggest using “Parkay”, cause you might be surprised by voices coming from where they aren’t supposed to.
I can just imagine you guys rubbing a stick of butter down there. I’d rather use corn oil or peanut (HA I SAID NUT) oil. Whatever floats your boat and makes the motion of the ocean like lotion.
Yeah, I know this is all in good fun, but neither butter nor margarine is an appropriate lubriant if one is using latex condoms for contraception or safer sex. Both are oils, and oils break down latex condoms. Of course if you’re using polyurethane condoms either is usable without worrying about rotting your protection.
Guys…I’m flattered to be asked to do a debate with Satan, the Lord of Darkness. But, I refuse to waste my time on a subject as useless as this(and although I don’t speak for Brian, I have a hunch that he feels the same way).
So, there cannot be a one man debate, and I don’t much care for butter as a lube, or a condiment.
Back to my original question…why did you pick me? or was it some arbitrary thing?
Gee, this might just be a guess but maybe becuase your name is GaWd. As in GOD, King of Kings or whatever he goes by nowadays. And Satin, well cuz he’s God’s enemy.
Well, I have actually used butter as a sexual lubricant. Don’t. If you absolutely have to try it, shower immediately afterward. Do you have any idea what happens to a thin film of butter left in a 98.6• environment overnight? You see my point.
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
One month, 32 minutes and 57 seconds.
1200 cigarettes not smoked, saving $150.11.
Life saved: 4 days, 4 hours, 0 minutes.
So is anyone else thinking about the South Park episode where Satan challenges Jesus to a fight? Are we all going to put our money on Satan like everyone in South Park did?
What!? It’s just me thinking of that episode? Nevermind.
