A chimp from the Dallas zoo got electrocuted yesterday!!!

He got out of his cage and scaled a few fences…the animal control people tranqued him and he fell on a bunch of power lines…

Cooked the shit out of the thing on live Dallas tv!

I don’t know whether to laugh at the irony or pretend I’m sad for the animal rights people’s sake…

I’ll be swiss today…neutral!

-SS

Wow, I knew Texas has a rep for giving people The Chair, but isn’t this going a bit far?

George “dubba ya” has SWORN that there haven’t been any innocents put to death on his watch…

[Homer] Mmmmmm… fried monkey… [/Homer]

Wow, they do have an interesting BBQ technique in Texas. Them’s good eatin’.

Hmm, he must have slipped on a banana peel.

That’ll teach kids not to monkey around with power lines.

Seriously, this is simply shocking. Re-volt-ing.

Watt? okay, no more electric puns.

(hitting the submit reply button quickly…)

I heard it was actually Mojo Jojo in one of his insidious disguises, and Buttercup was the one who knocked him into the power lines.

Skyslash - how about feeling sad for the poor ape?

Ukulele Ike - A grownup man who admits to watching The Powerpuff Girls? Right on bro, those little sisters kick ass.