A Christmas tip. If you're gonna have it off with a sheep...

…make sure it’s not at a funeral home,

…make sure it’s not gonna be part of the town nativity scene,



Geez, and I thought these kinds of jokes were confined to the Welsh.

Baaaad. Very baaaaaad.

Having sex in the manger of a nativity scene with a sheep?

He is so going to hell.

And I betcha it made the baby jesus cry too.

I just can’t believe that he’s being charged with cruelty to animals! Ask the witnesses – 'twas surely a tender moment.

Why the hell would a funeral home have a live nativity scene?

[sub]Maybe he wasn’t that good at it…?[/sub]


I’m absolutely shocked that something like this happened in West Virginia.

I thought Charleston was in North Virginia! :smiley:

(stupid Canadian)

Hmmm. According to this site [sub](which I wouldn’t trust as far as I could spit a rat into a headwind, but never mind)[/sub], in West Virginia:-

So … how much does a sheep weigh? How much did this sheep weigh?

Steve, about 5 or 6 years ago, here in TN, there was a case where a man was accused of having sex with a horse. He got charged with “animal cruelty” since beastiality is LEGAL in TN! So, it’s possible that the site’s claim that sex with an animal under 40 lbs. is okay.

I’m going to stop trying to be facetious about the American legal system. Every time I say “In theory, American law says you can [do some really stupid thing]”, it turns out I may be right. If I were an American, I would worry about this.

At least OUR judges don’t wear big, goofy wigs! :stuck_out_tongue:

Just out of curiosity, why the wieght limit? For all intense purposes, in order to avoid being overly cruel to the animals, shouldn’t they make it illegal to have sex with animals under 40 lbs? You do more damage to a chicken then you do to a cow. Or so I’ve been told.
Still, that’s just some fucked up shit right there.

I would be more worried if I were a Sheep!

[insert West Virginia joke here as appropriate]

There was a saying in Colorado: “Wyoming: where men are men and sheep are afraid.” It’s nice to know I don’t have to throw away that saying here in Ohio, just update it.

I heard it as, “Where men are men, women are men, and sheep are scared.”

A friend of mine, who’d learned the saying from my wife, had the poor judgment to use it to amuse some customers at a table he was waiting. A junior-high girls’ soccer team and their coaches. The management didn’t even let him finish the shift …

That bastard, he’s cheating on his cousin’s pig!

The link timed out on me, so I couldn’t read it, but :eek:!

I wonder what it’s like for the cops who have to arrest bozos like this. I imagine that the guy’s wolfish grin suddenly became a sheepish look when he got caught. [sub]Ow. Sorry.[/sub]


I like it that way better.

Maybe the soccer team was from Wyoming? He was drunk at the time, right?

Good thing he wasn’t a priest, or he woulda been having his way with the baby Jesus!

I told her I wanted to make love to her badly. She said I would have to do better than that.

Now I’ve got the Weird Al Jerry Springer song running through my head.