From the Charleston Daily Mail
Onlookers at a West Side funeral home’s nativity scene featuring live animals have a new attraction to ewe and awe over after Charleston firefighters helped deliver a baby sheep.
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The same nativity scene was in the news last week when an East Bank man was arrested after police allegedly found him having sex with one of the sheep. The man was charged with trespassing, cruelty to animals and destruction of property.
The Tabloids are going to have a ball with THIS one! Forget Dolly! Step aside Bat Boy! We have a NEW Superhero in town, Sheep Boy , and he’s BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD to the Bone.
Jesus. That’s frightening. I hope these folks are giving up on the live nativity scene after this year.