A Crafty MMP, no frankenpuppies allowed!

It come with a rope.:smiley:

Lord, is it HOT! I’m supposed to be making chili for the trip, but I’m going to have to wait a bit. It’s 84 in my house and about 10 degrees warmer outside.

Fortunately, hubby took pity on me and took me and our son to Red Robin, so at least I didn’t have to cook. After that we went to the grocery store, and then we came home.

You are soooooo not a Baptist. :D:D

I’m taking a break right now from Major Tree Project, but I’d really like to have it finished tonight.

Tree is done. Can’t find the damn camera and this picture and the other ones on fb look like crap. :smack:

Going to go to bed soon. It’s going to be a long weekend.

sigh I tried to get some stuff on my site, but couldn’t quite finish in time. I’ll finish up tomorrow.

I really should be working on portfolio site instead of my personal site, really, but it takes a lot more work.

Up, cafeinated. off to irk.

One hour till Quit O’go… I like “summer hours”, on Friday we quit at lunchtime.

The movie theater that’s 200 yards from my house has noontime sessions on Saturday and Sunday, I like that because it’s a time that’s both convenient and easy to remember.

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. Not sure what else I might get done today but caffienation shall be accomplished!

Taters truth be told, most Baptists wouldn’t mind all the beer they can drink and deep fried turkey. We Whiskypalians will just admit it. :smiley:

StickyBuns a Cthulhu tree, how jake! Me likes!

Ok, since I’m a bachelor what kind of mischief should I be gettin’ up to. Hmmm… I could go clean the bathrooms!

Later Y’all!

Yay, it’s finally FIRDAY!!!

Up and caffeinated, as you might have surmised, very glad that it’s Friday. :slight_smile: Now it’s time to head in for that last work day this week. Happy Friday all…and happy weekend for those already there! Hope BooFae has a grand time this weekend. And congrats on the promotion, Dotty - good luck with the talks with HRH thought! LOL

Blurf.

Happy Firday, y’all.

I face my annual opthamologist appointment late this afternoon. It’s severely cutting into my usual Firday afternoon slothage.

The Foomobile is still behaving admirably. That’s good, because I have an early morning trip to Kinston Sunday (yup, no services this week, either) for Fahr Skool, and it’s 100 miles one way. The hot topics <snerk> are Foam Fire Streams and Building Construction. The BC class is a make up session for the one they screwed me out of last month. :mad: :cool:

Carry on. If there is another Fire School Charlie Foxtrot this time, carrion.

I am a Baptist, and I concur. :smiley:

Morning! Up, not caffeinated (as usual) and at work. I walk in to a system problem. JOY. I am not IT, but they like to deal with me much better than the actual IT guy. I at least treat them like they know what they’re doing.

WOOT! Page 4! If you make page 6, does that mean you’re stylish? :slight_smile:

I you post in an MMP thread, you’re already stylish.

A Baptist? You have my sympathies…

Yeah, well. Let’s say I attend a Baptist church, because I like the people, the services and the kids are involved in a lot. But my belief system clashes with theirs in a lot of ways. I grew up Baptist, but had a lot of time outside the church to figure out what I really believed. :smiley:

I’m a Lutheran, living in a county where you’re either a Baptist, a Methodist, or a Pentecostal. I cut the Methodists some slack, but it’s been a family and church tradition to pick on the Baptists. Such as: How do you perform a proper Lutheran baptism?

You fill the baptism font full of beer, then you take the baby and hold it under. If it drinks the beer, it’ll grow up to be a good Lutheran. Otherwise, if it drowns, well, it was going to be a Baptist anyway. :wink: :smiley:

Throw in a carton of Winston’s and that’s also what the local Episcopalian church is like after worship.

Can’t speak for Swampy but I’ve been told I’m all wet at least three times this week. Does that qualify? :slight_smile:

With apologies to the Electric Amish and to the tune of “Girl on LSD”
I loved a girl who said she was a Baptist
Or maybe she was a Seventh Day Adventist
Though she let me get in her pants
She just wouldn’t let me dance -------
I loved a girl who said she was a Baptist.

Once at Assembly a few of us got together (along with this feller named Jack Daniels) and started to design a Lutheran Amusement Park - LutherLand. With a Holyrollercoaster and a burger stand named Singe Boldly.

The waterpark next door we were going to leave to the Baptists. :smiley:
Remember, the Catholics don’t recognize protestant theology, Lutherans don’t recognize the supremacy of the Pope and Baptists don’t recognize each other at Hooters. :smiley:

Nor in the liquor store Ruble. :smiley: I mean we Whiskypalians will speak to each other in the liquor store after all! Of course we go home and talk about that rotgut whiskey we saw ol’ so and so buyin’.

Ok I have accomplished cleanin’ my bathroom and cleanin’ the countertops and sink in the kitchen. I may do more. I may not. I may go get some pool time in cause it’s already hawt out.

God, I love you guys! :smiley:

A new domestic crisis has emerged at the VunderLair. A red fox has decided that my front bushes are the jakest place to die, much to the delight of the VunderPack. I’m at work, and can’t do anything about it from 50 miles away.

My neighbor Doug from the B&B across the road has now shot it, and put it out in one of the leantos for me to bury after I get home from the opthamologist tonight. He is demanding a dozen jars of homemade salsa as payment for his services.

Know anyone local who ties flies? They may take the body off your hands and give you a bonus over and above the salsa.

I want to skin it and turn it into headwear. Every time I tell someone I live in Cottonfield County NC, they say, “wear the fox hat.”