Hmmm. 12 junk e-mails since noon. Let’s look at the subjects, shall we?
**jack off 4 free no charge 30 min offer **
I’m confused. Does this person come from a place where they charge to jack off? Who exactly do they get to collect that tax, and can the tax collectors write off the rubber gloves? Can I jack off for 30 minutes free, and after that there’s a charge, or is it only free if I respond in the next 30 minutes? Is this real time, or cumulative? If it’s the later, is there a time limit like, say AOL? Do I have 30 minutes a day/month/year/lifetime? I need more information.
the ultimate poker game…you versus live players
Well, that’s good, the dead ones were remarkably easy to beat, even though they have great poker faces.
Get your FREE mortgage…
A free mortgage? Wow. I can work free into my budget. I think I’ll buy Falling Waters.
**How’s your online business doing? **
I don’t think I would want to take any advice from someone who thinks spam is an effective marketing tool, thanks anyway.
This is either for flea medication or a very abreviated tennis score.
**LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! **
THANK GOD! I was just about to walk into the light, but this email pulled me back!
**WEIRD, They can help you **
No, THEY can’t. THEY are all out to get me!
SEE EVERYONE’S FBI FILE ONLINE!
All at once? Gonna be a mighty busy screen
**YOU’RE BEING WATCHED!!! **
SEE??? I told you THEY were out to get me!
Nice to see Gary Glitter is doing OK after the whole child porn thingy.
**Make $18.90/per hour Guarenteed **
Stuffing envelops or sending spam? Either way, it’s a career with a future!
**WEIRD!, Is this cool or what?!! **
Yea. Spam. Real cool.