A Doper is...

[fishbicycle]

…able to stay crunchy. Even in milk!

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Dragwyr

And now how about the Teeming Millions Oath:

On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to fight ignorance,
And obey the Doper Law,
To research and cite my answers at all times,
While being quick-witted, and and more Cecil-like.
What do you think?

I’d probably only use one “and” in the last line, but that’s just me…

Actually, it sounds great- just like the Girl Scout promise!

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Dragwyr

And now how about the Teeming Millions Oath:

On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to fight ignorance,
And obey the Doper Law,
To research and cite my answers at all times,
While being quick-witted, and and more Cecil-like.
What do you think?

I think something more like–

In Brightest Day,
In Blackest Night,
No Evil Shall Escape My Sight!
Let Those Who Don’t Know
What A Merkin Is,
Beware My Power !
Unca Cecil’s Light!
For A Slight Annual Fee.