Oh man, I gotta show this to everyone I know. I love how he put on his evil maniac voice for the reading. The “WORLDDDDDDDDDD” part is definitely my favorite.
As I typed this up, the audio looped over again, and I literally just laughed so hard that I spat on myself when he said “piece of shit” at the end.
Nice. Best part was definitely the WORLDDDDDDDD, particularly since I’m bothered by people who feel the need to tack on letters to the end of words like that. He did miss a few chances for odd pronunciations though. Jeelouse!
Am I the only one not hearing any audio? I’ve tried with Opera and IE; in the latter it installed some ActiveX control for Skype, but I still don’t hear anything. (And yes, my volume is turned up and I hear audio fine on other sites.)
On my computer it took about 30 seconds or so for the audio to start. Be patient, grasshopper.
I can’t breathe. Absolutely classic. I love how the guy starts laughing himself a couple times.
I’ve let it sit for several minutes, and I get nothing. Only that one page, though—other links on that site play fine. Weird. Apparently I’m the only one.
If anyone knows of an alternate site, I’d appreciate it (every link I’ve found leads back to the same page).
This link is direct to the narration clip http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/b/b/abb776b4e29ab421d7b153655dbca08e.mp3 . try that If the audio player software on your machine isn’t mp3-capable that would explain the silence.
Definitely written by a young girl who has no concept of grammar, spelling or syntax, not to mention proof-reading. The narrator is golden though, especially when he’s about to crack up himself.
My favourites; WORLDDDDDDD and bastert. Going to giggle right through my Eye Check.
Yeah, about 13. But I don’t get why the guy is having breakfast with her and her brother.
And I’d love to know the story behind “You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.”
Hooray for YTMND! There’s a few other dramatic readings of things on there, but sadly not all are that funny.
I can’t enjoy crap like this any more. Besides my “real” job, I teach part-time at the local junior college, I teach (or try to teach) English to kids like this, and all I can see is the mangled corpse of the English language. If it were properly spelled and punctuated, it might be a real hoot; as is, it’s just an embarrassing and painful look at. It’s as if someone drank too much and then barfed on the sidewalk. Ewww.
I’ve listened to it a few times now and I still giggle uncontrollably every time. In fact, last night when trying to sleep, I began thinking about it and nearly went into convulsions.
Thanks! The mp3 worked perfectly.