from a real person.
You have to turn the sound up for this one. The narration is what really makes this thing golden.
I can’t listen to this at work but from the reading of it, I’d say the writer was a spoilt pre-teen!
“WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD” makes me laugh so much.
Hilarious! 
Who wrote that thing anyway? Sounds like the meds hadn’t kicked in yet!
Oh yeah, you gotta LISTEN to it.
Thank you so much for posting that. I literally have tears streaming from the corners of my eyes I am laughing so hard.
Now I am going to the grocery store. I will probably start hearing this in my head, double over next to the condiments in a fit of uncontrolled hilarity, and have to be escorted out of the store.
But it will have been worth it.
Make it stop! Please make it stop! My cheeks hurt and my stomach hurts…
Oh gods, the “WORLDDDDDDDD” bit made me laugh so hard I was crying.
That’s freaking hilarious. I’m just finishing up a 16hour work day and it’s exactly what I needed to hear.
Oh sweet Jeebus, I think I gave myself a hernia from laughing so hard.
Beautiful.
Yeah, me too. I also liked “jealouse”.
“You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.”
I don’t know what was better, “jealouse” or “WORLDDDDDDD”.
It did make every one at work laugh, and several of us were crying.
Goodbye cruel world. I am leaving because I no longer understand what people say.
Oh my God, I am crying – I’m in convulsions at my desk at work. Comedy gold.
That was beautiful!
Why was that 7 year old always blocking his chair? oh GOD WHY!
OMG, that was great!
I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts --I love it when he tries not to crack up, heh.
The “haha!” was the point where I lost it.
Oh man, I cannot stop laughing!! More! More!!
That was hilarious. At the end, when he says “I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUU”, I can totally imagine the guy shaking his fist.