This will make at least half of all IMHO threads obsolete:
World’s funniest joke revealed
Oh, and just as interesting might be #2:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
You’ve got my vote
The World’s funniest (and deadliest) joke was revealed on the very first episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus. It is:
“My dog has no nose.”
“No nose! How does he smell?”
“Awful.”
Nope, it was
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Soltermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwald gersput.
The doig joke was Germany’s response, the not nearly as effective V-Joke.