I’m pretty sure Q.E.D. is a she.
Well, since he showed up, I think Marley23 is one of those people where you always hope he’s going to be where you’re going. You know, you’re headed to dinner with friends, and you cross your fingers that he’ll be a part of it, because any gathering is twice as funny with his comments and asides.
Quit workin’ my side o’ the street, Quasi. 
Yes you missed some Dopers, there are more then 8 on the boards.
Um, no…I’m 99.99% sure he’s of the male persuasion.
Hey there, Troy McClure SF - I always follow your posts, and love your spirit and personality as it comes across on the SDMB!
~hugs~ Aww darlin’, that was sweet!
If you’d like, email me and let me know how you are doing, I was wondering about you.
~J
Time to post more, lurk less.
Smartass.
You got that right! 
I do have to mention that I am also in love with Salem’s posting style, what with the little subliminal words, and that’s not copyrighted yet, is it? 
It might be copyrighted by Kevin Nealon[sub]needs the money for drugs[/sub]. If you can find his agent [sub]dead of starvation[/sub] or get in touch with him [sub]living in the gutter[/sub], maybe you can find out.
ROLL CREDITS…
*Making your way through the web today,
takes everythin’ you got,
Writin’ some rants 'bout all your worries,
sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away…
Sometimes you wanna post
where everybody knows your name!
And they’re always glad you came!
“Does a quack echo?” those dopers know.
But if you ask you might get flamed.
You want to go where everybody knows your name.*
CREDITS END
*Scene One: The Bar. A be-suited dantheman stands at one end. Troy McClure SF is seated at the other.
The Door opens. Enter Rue DeDay*
All: Rue!
Coldfire (behind bar cleaning glasses): What’ll it be Rue?
Rue: It’ll be a cold day in hell before i lose a game of table tennis to my neighbours!
*Audience laughs.
Rue takes his usual seat at the bar next to Troy. Coldfire slides him a beer.*
Rue: Hey Coldfire where’s Gazelle?
Coldfire: Ah she’s in her office again trying to think up new ways of making this place “popular.”
Troy McClure SF: Ah come on Coldie this place is popular! You got Dan and Rue and… well… me obviously. I always drink here.
CrankyAsAnOldMan is wiping down the bar. She overhears Troy’s comment.
CrankyAsAnOldMan: That’s only because we’ve never called pest control.
Audience Laughs
Dantheman: Now come on gentlemen, you may mock Gazelles schemes but you must sympathise with her intentions. She is only endeavouring to add a little class to our group of drinkers amicablé
CrankyAsAnOldMan: You sayin’ we ain’t get no class??
Audience Laughs
ETC.
:: applauds :: Very well done, garius, thanks!
I think you’re all pretty jolly.
SCOTTICHE****R
Rocks my world!
Q
And then there’s EddyTeddyFreddy - c’mon, girl, post a picture of those awesome felines. She’s a real sweetheart, and sharp as hell, to boot.
garius: awesome.
I usta think EddyTeddyFreddy was malemalemale.
Polycarp makes me wanna be a better man 
Polycarp makes ME want to be a better man, and I’m a girl.
So all those penis enlarger emails have been coming from polycarp? Who’d a thunk it.
I know I’d be a much better man if I had a penis. Probably be a less bitchy woman, too.
What about me? What about me? WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!