Don’t worry too much. I’m not up there, either.
Sorry, didn’t meant to leave you out, Michael. I’m sure you’d be a much better man if you had a penis, too. Heck, I’m sure we’d all be better men for it.
[sub]What? Whaddya mean he wasn’t talking to me?[/sub]
You ROCK, cowboy. 
What about you? You can buy your own damn penis enlarger.
This would be news to my penis. 
Whoo-hoo!
See, I just knew it somehow.
Eh, I’ve just knocked heads with a well-known problem child in the Great Debates…chick thread…I need some help, and FAST.
So, is it my deoderant? It’s the hair, isn’t it…you’re all jealous that I still have a full head of hair at…er…50s…or so. sob I try so hard to be liked…oh wait, no I don’t. Is this thread only for those you admire? Hate mail is okay with me; I just need the recognition, you see…
oh hell…
Chefguy - what? You’re on the level we don’t have to acknowledge!
She/he mentioned my name! There’s no telling where things will go from here. Who knows what can happen…hey, someone’s shooting these cans! He hates these cans!
::sigh::
Oh, Chefguy! I’ve thought about you all day! Ashcroft is in my state, and I need the disinfectants, voodoo, and mellifluous defamations that only you can provide.
Chefguy rules.
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Whaaa??
Well I know I haven’t included all of y’all in this post, but I hope that in the years left to me, I will be able to communicate with you at some level.
For now, let me just say that I am very thankful that y’all are here and that I love y’all a lot.
You too, Michael Ellis!
Q
Sorry–I’m not familiar enough with everyone on the board and Blonde could be either gender.
“Blonde” = female with golden follicles
“Blond” = male with golden follicles
I believe she’s married and of the female persuasion, but I appreciate that she’s my buddy for wartime (Great Debates) needs. I look forward to eating a donut with her at some point!
:D:D:D
Q
I never got around to replying to this (for no particular reason), but I wanted to thank CrankyAsAnOldMan. That’s one of the nicest things anybody has said about me on the web. And I’d say it’s very much the type of guy I try to be.
Also in the “too little too late” department, I read Q.E.D.'s profile, and he appears to be a guy like he says.
Like a great many people, I do my best not to keep in touch with your penis.
Good thing, Marley, you’d probably just give him a hard time.
Yes.