Some people do the strangest things…
The first news story
The summary
A man living not 10 minutes from my house had another man (not a licensed physician) surgically remove his goodie bag.
In a kitchen.
:eek:
Both men then sat at the kitchen table, had pie, & split his new seams by telling jokes & laughing. If there was ever a reason to use the new smacky…
:smack: :smack: :smack:
Curious as the change purse is not normally removed during an animal castration.
I wonder what type of pie it was.
Remember kids: If you’re going to let someone castrate you on the kitchen table, wait at least 24 hours before eating pie.
[sub]This message brought to you by the National Home Castration and Baking Association[/sub]
Why is it you have to wait 24 hours after castration to eat pie but you only have to wait 30 minutes after eating pie to go swimming?
I wonder, did the pie have nuts in it?
I’ll have a castration with a side of pie, please.
mmmmmmm…pie .
Apparently he no longer has Gonads and Strife Weeeeeee!
Dagnabbit anyway. Gonads & Strife
Apparently the Tupperware container in the refrigerator of severed testicles was from another man who had been castrated last week…
in a van.
Have these men never heard of sterile conditions???:rolleyes: