I was thinking of something funny, as either part of a fantasy scenario or something to really do. I imagined a scene in which, after I get my girlfriend worked up so that she gets an orgasm, I would turn on some tape or TV to hear Andres Cantor shouting ,“Gooooal!”
What do you think? Also, can you create a short and funny fantasy scene? (not necessarily erotic)
My current fantasy involves violence.
There’s a pinhead manager type that came to our station to help us change to a new format.
This heel is completely void of people skills, and what makes him frightening, he thinks he doesn’t need them.
I see myself beating the stuffing out of this puke.
It doesn’t really qualify as a fantasy, because if he provokes me again, I will do him harm.
That made me feel better. Thanks for starting the thread.
Ever see Trainspotting? Same joke was used in that.
“Christ, I haven’t felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!” – Renton
I’m “editing” (guffaw! checking for obvious grammar problems and typos isn’t really “editing”, but I don’t know what else to call it) the first few chapters of a book for a fellow member of a one-list group. He’s published one book, which was pretty good, I thought, for a first novel.
My fantasy is that this second book will become a best seller. Joe Lansdale will read it, and he’ll see my name in the credits and ask me to help with his next novel. Hmmmmm. Never mind. Joe doesn’t need any help. But he might offer an advance reading copy.
Sheesh, that’s the least he can do, with all the free publicity I give him.
Pretty mundane fantasy, isn’t it?
Please don’t laugh, but for some reason I’ve always had this weird fantasy that I could watch Athena and Byzantine having a naked pillow fight.
Weird, huh?
I’ve always had the fantasy of repeating the scene in “I am Curious - Yellow” of having sex on the wall of the Swedish royal castle. That seemed so simple and yet so dangerous.
I personally don’t have one as of yet. However, my friend confided to me that she wants nothing more than to have sex on a U.S. Navy ship.
J: “I mean, come on, imagine - rugged, metal…”
pause
chuckles from the rest of us sitting near her
But it was funniest when she found out that there was a Navy ship anchored in the harbor 20 minutes from her house and she wondered if she could convince her boyfriend to catch the next flight over to southern France…aloud, while we were at a reception where the crew of the ship were the guests of honor.
where you’re close enough to other boats or the shore that they might be watching, but not close enough to cause trouble by being offended and calling the patrol boat.
The similar one I’ve done is to be on shore at an unreachable spot on the American River, so all the rafts floating by can see you but can’t land.