One can make money doing this? Hmmm… pondering a career change…
My guess: you’re gonna drink more!
Give blood?
Homebrewing?
That’s what I’ll be doing Tuesday night.
You’re gonna pick your nose?
Are you gonna strip for everyone?
You’re going to become… an editor???
You’re going to strip.
Are you going to engage in telemarketing?
I guessed this because it’s legal, and it used to be the livelihood of a truly awesome Doper (me).
- You’re going to remove your own appendix.
- You’re going to give yourself a tatoo.
- You’re going to cut your own hair.
- You’re going to trim your nasal hair.
- You’re going to cook a tastey omelette, which you will promptly vomit back up.
No fair! Snooooopy stole my answer!
Even though these weren’t livelihoods per se, I’m going to guess these based on the clue that another Doper had done it:
-eat a sandwich from a plastic baggie soaked in urine?
-masturbate with toothpaste?
-jack off into a pan and fry it?
I just thought of another one…
-Watch a really bad movie that no one else wants to see on purpose so that you can tell other people whether it’s as crummy as everyone thinks.
Masturbate with paste in front of a webcam?
Smoke a cigarette?
dye/bleach your hair?
Ride a horse into a room full of migets?
Bored. Check. Poor. Check
Hmmm, I am gonna say he is going to call up his friendly phone sex operator. Didn’t someone recently have a thread about being a phone sex operateor for a living. crosses fingers and hopes Come on Phone Sex!
sausage
Read a book? Go to sleep? Can you make a living at either one of those? If so, someone offer me a job…
Giving your self nipple/tongue/ear/genetalia piercings?