First place by the barest of margins:
Second because it made me imagine a giraffe climbing a descending stairway.
Everyone had a contender. This was, by far, the hardest choice.
You’re up, @Dr.Winston_OBoogie
First place by the barest of margins:
Second because it made me imagine a giraffe climbing a descending stairway.
Everyone had a contender. This was, by far, the hardest choice.
You’re up, @Dr.Winston_OBoogie
Here’s a painting from Louis Wain,
When I was a kid, we had a Time-Life series of books on the Mind. One of them talking about insanity, included Louis Wain as a case study. As his mind went further from reality, his paintings of cats got more and more abstract. This, obviously, is one of his earlier paintings.
Kitten school is not necessarily filled with purrfect cats.
Miss Catty can’t abide kittens who’s "c"s look like "r"s.
Miss Catty always said, “Spare the paw, spoil the litter.”
“Remember proper urination technique! Spray goes on the couch, not the catbox!”
Your catechism was a catastrophe!
Not what I expected when I Googled “Julie Newmar Erotica”.
After viewing a disturbing scene in the One-Room Schoolhouse of Lost Souls, Dr. Moreau reflected that perhaps he’d been conducting too many cat-centered experiments, and should branch out some.
Despite her drastic measures, the class refused to reveal where they’d hidden Miss Catty’s catnip.
About to be discovered after his bookbag spills open and evidence reveals a secret identity among the pupils, Mystery Cat of the Future sends an emergency retrieval directive from his iPad to the time machine.
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[zooming in on the picture is necessary]
'Sandbox" in Kittengarden is entirely different than the human version.
“Man, if Miss Catty could play jazz saxophone, she’d be one school cat.”
Not everybody wants to be a cat.
If my math is correct, Miss Catty is 1/6th of a chicken.
Bandit came within a whisker of getting away with it.
In the Feline Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry acquiring nine lives was a damned serious business.
What is a cat that leads a dog’s life?
In Cattyland, everybody has not choice but to kick the cat.
The spanking of cats is a difficult matter,
Such a cat isn’t one of your schoolcat trolls,
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter,
When I tell you that cat has three different goals.
First of all, there’s the goal that the cat needs daily,
Such as food, and water, and a clean litter box,
These are the things the cat accepts gayly,
But he’ll be punished for skipping the teacher’s dull talks…