“Well, Albert, I’m thinking… a wallet for you and some thigh-length boots for me!”
“Remember, if anyone asks, just say ‘woof.’”
“What, you’ve never seen an Afghan Hound after a haircut?”
“What that fawn needs are some sensible shoes like the rest of us!”
Mary could not see at all
And drank a lot of beer,
Her service dog named McPaul
Turned out to be a deer.
Young Cruella de Vil is ready for a new handbag.
Winner!!
Your turn Doc.
Thank you! Personally, I liked the entry from @billy-jack better, but a win’s a win!
OK, let’s try…
“Enjoy childhood while it lasts kid!”
Rent-an-Ent shrubbery service.
Joe the Wood Golem found a novel way to hide his erection.
They really should have warned Jim before he left the nursery that they’d sold him a poison oak.
My back doesn’t spring as much as when I was young. I need a wheelbarrow.
Plant a Tree Day took on a whole new meaning for Bob.
“Well, they didn’t carve any pants for me, so I used this tree.”
Teenage Groot brings his new girlfriend home to meet the family.
We have a winner!
Sorry for the long wait, folks.
First runner up in the international “waif-fu” contest.
One of the many strange rituals of the Cargo Cult.