The woman players came for the sports competition, but the men in charge were playing a “just be a good sport” competition
Skins and shirts gets weird in some sports.
Thanks! Have at it all, I guarantee this is far from the weirdest in this man’s gallery.
That was one annoyed Genie. All I said was “I wish I knew what those things on the end of shoelaces were called.”. He flew off screaming " Aglets! They’re called aglets! You will never forget that now!"
Funny, he doesn’t look Shoeish.
And you thought your mornings start off bad.
At least he gets to rent out his arms to lace Paul Bunyon’s boots.
Gary’s legs felt fine, but his arms were knot.
Gary wondered whether any salon would ever give him the mani-pedi he wanted.
“Why oh why didn’t I get that Torn Curtain Hitchcock poster instead?!”
I was going to boot it over to @Slithy_Tove until @Ferris laced up the win.
Toe it up, @Ferris.
Original gallery.
Thanks very much!
Hopefully the image works (haven’t linked to one before):
Edit: I think you get a smaller preview, which should be enough. Apologies for not trying harder to sort it, but it’s late at night for me right now.
Cock-a-poodle-doo!
Is it supposed to mount the hens from behind like that?
Doghorn Leghorn
“You know how your puppy annoys you when it wakes you up early in the morning whining to go out? Well let me tell you about MY dog.”
It’s a cock and bull terrier story.
Meet Foghorn, my new Cockerel Spaniel!
Meet the Woofster. Bred to protect the henhouse from foxes, with aggression guaranteed by virtue of his inability to lick his own nuts
Bonus feature: little girls just love how the eggs smell.