Plenty of great ones, but I’ll pick knoodler as the winner. 
Stick an @ on the front so it pings him, like so… @knoodler
Thanks Ferris!
18 examples of penis projection, including the rifle.
“You have no idea how long it took to train him not to shoot the eggplants.”
“You can’t imagine how embarrassed I am that his mother stills dresses him every morning.”
When a vegetarian goes hunting.
“And to think he complains when I bring him a mouse.”
On the other hand he’s absolutely no good with cucumbers.
The Weekend Hunter’s Guide to Bringing Down the Wild Aubergine
Not an entry but I’m reminded of Almost Live’s Vegi-Kill skit.
Those don’t look like eggplants to me, so I’m gonna go this way …
“My zucchini? ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!”
-“BB”-
Oh go ahead and message him. You know you’ve seen a lot worse dating profile pics
Dwayne started to suspect the RPG rounds he’d ordered off the Dark Web weren’t the best quality…
“Oh! What a beauty! I’ve never seen one as big as that before!”
This one hit a bit close to home, and made me LOL. Take it away, @Slithy_Tove!
Thanks @knoodler
Have at it, sickies:
The dress code at the castle is strictly enforced.
“You expect me to walk on bare paving stones? Move these dead peasants into my path, so I don’t have to sully my shoes by walking on stones. Oh, and put a red carpet on order.”
Yes, m’lady - direct from Paris. This is our ‘Bubonic’ collection.