A guessing game: What does Skald the Rhymer do for a living?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=Antinor01]
Do your responsibilities primarily involve contact with outside customers/clients either by face to face contact or via telephone?
[/QUOTE]

Yes.

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[QUOTE=Spiff]
Does your job primarily entail meeting the needs of clients?
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Please define “needs”.
OK, I have a dirty mind… :stuck_out_tongue:

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Do you work in a sales capacity?

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[QUOTE=Antinor01]
Do you work in a sales capacity?
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Negative.

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[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
[obtuse hat]
Um…do you know what a “question” is? Or is that your guess?
[/obtuse hat]
[/QUOTE]

Guess. Wrong, I presume.

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[QUOTE=An Arky]
Guess. Wrong, I presume.
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Yes, it was a wrong guess. Also we have no bananas today.

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Does your work focus mainly on troubleshooting customers’ problems over the phone?

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Are you a CSR (Customer Service Rep)?

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To catch up the rest of us playing at home, Skald works…

In the private sector
In an office primarily in one location (possible a desk although not specified)
Works mostly with outside customers
He does have a degree, but it does not relate to his work.
The work is not in IT, consulting,management,sales,insurance or advertising.
the work does not mostly involve numbers.
He is not an evil overlord but does approve of beating Ben Affleck with his oscar.

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[QUOTE=Antinor01]

He is not an evil overlord but does approve of beating Ben Affleck with his oscar.
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Skald has an Oscar???

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[QUOTE=The Scrivener]
Does your work focus mainly on troubleshooting customers’ problems over the phone?
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Nah.

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Are you a CSR (Customer Service Rep)?
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Nope.

[bitch hijack]I have exactly as many oscars as Ben Affleck deserves.
[/bitchy hijack]

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Are you in HR?

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Are you in HR?
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No.

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Do you work in a library of some sort?

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Do you work in a library of some sort?
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No.

I have, however, been to LaFayette in the course of my employment. Given that it was for a previous job, though, that bit of information doesn’t do y’all a damn bit of good and I am only mentioning it to be a jerk.

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Do you bring your customers physical pleasure?

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[QUOTE=jali]
Do you bring your customers physical pleasure?
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No.

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Are you a receptionist?

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[QUOTE=Missy2U]
Are you a receptionist?
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Nyet, nein, nay, no, nah, nope, nuh-uh.

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Does your job require a college degree?