No.
Are you a Technical Writer?
No.
Do any staff directly report to you?
No.
Aww crap. We’ve hit the twenty question milestone, and I still haven’t a clue. May we play 30 questions? 
Does your job involve writing as per your SDMB profile?
I didn’t think we could get it any anything near to 20 questions, so sure…let’s go to, say, 40.
And I’m going to cheat and say that your post doesn’t count, since, I meant to say (and certainly implied) the answer in the OP: no, m job involves no writing as such.
[The Bobs]What would you say ya do hear, exactly?[/TB]
:smack:
I meant dealing with the writing of other individuals?
Are you a telemarketer?
I killed a man in Vegas for calling me that once.
Okay, it was Reno, and it was just to watch him die, but the point’s the same.
And no, I am not a telemarketer.
Does your job require special licensing or certification?
Do you place temps?
You will have to rephrase that question before I can answer it in a way that is not misleading.
Are you an exotic cage dancer?
I was under the impression that Evil Overlords make considerably more the $50K per year. Correct me if I am wrong.
I need you to rephrase the question so I can answer it without ambiguity.
No.
Only if I say Shazam first.
Do you write obituaries?
Agreed. It was poorly poorly phrased.
Do you deal with editing other peoples’ written essays/articles/submissions, etc.?
No.
No.
Sllly rabbit. Evil Overlords don’t draw a salary at all, as all moneys in the realms they have conquered is theirs by right of conquest; if anything, an Evil Overlord’s income is equivalent to his/her nation’s GDP.