One leg over the shark.
… aaaaand both legs over the shark.
You have nothing to lose other than a couple of minutes of your time by giving him a call, with your number blocked. Feel him out and then meet for coffee if he seems ok.
He could be a creep that rides around playing the odds, handing out his number to random women or he could be a decent guy that liked what he saw and had enough balls to take a shot at meeting you and felt giving you his number would be better than asking for yours.
Seriously, what do you have to lose other than a few minutes of your time checking him out to see if it is a green light or a red light situation?
Just call him.
Signed,
Unjaded Older Woman
That will teach me to read all 6 pages of a thread before responding.
Answer: He just wants to get laid. He is playing the odds. He probably has a stack of prewritten numbers in his glove compartment.
Wow. 0 to jaded in 4 minutes. Welcome to the dark side. The cookies were a lie.
You didn’t get the cookies?
We already know her “date” will be featured on “Naked and Afraid.”
I like that show, but I also like the advanced survival class from Tom Brown.
The real genius of Cobalt’s strategy is that 99.999% of the time it will fail, but when it eventually succeeds, the person who responds is pretty much guaranteed, basically by definition, to be gullible, not too bright, with extremely poor judgement and zero ability to judge people’s intentions and character.
Brilliant, I say!
Okay, seriously, what is going on with her punctuation? Is it like dyslexia but only with commas and periods? A faulty keyboard? She’s really a monkey?
You’re really a monkey, aren’t you?
Well, with that kind of life style, you can’t blame her for missing a few periods.
slinks out
Exactly. If they aren’t going to hook up till next week, we are going to need a sub-plot.
eschereal, are your writers ready?
But by that time it might be too late to run from the knife
That’s silly. When did you last see a jogging monkey?
How about this one?
(Yes, pedants, I know an ape is not a monkey. Just go with it.)
I think I found Mr. Wonderful. She’s got taste, that’s for sure.
Stop chasing monkeys away from the boards. It makes for a dull and boring experience if it’s just Homo sapiens.
If she’s posting from a mobile device, it might explain it. My tablet is always a little titchy with the space bar and I have to pay attention to make sure it works.
If we get enough of them on here, they will eventually tap out 12th Night, or What You Will.
“zero ability to judge people’s intentions and character” is hitting the mark dead center.
But let us just pretend for a moment that the story IS real, and that she’s going to entertain us with more news soon. What do I want to read about? Just one thing. Please tell us about the freaky sex! Forget the rest. Don’t get all carried away with the details of who texted and when. That’s a bit like porn with a plot - booooring! Just get to the good stuff right out of the gate. I will even try to read it without cringing about your punctuation/grammar. Promise!
What are you picking on me for?:rolleyes: If you don’t like the way I write then don’t read my post. No one is forcing you to participate in this thread.Now move along