You weren’t kidding about the PMS, were you… 
LOL , I guess not
I think you’re just not watching the right porn. Porn with a boring plot is boring; porn with a good plot adds to the enjoyment. Marylnshephards, keep the story building! But note that scootergirl is correct that too many details of who texted when are boring. Make sure it all contributes to the narrative. The bit about no freaky sex this week because of PMS? Great example of growing the story.
I see what you did there.
Who says we are going to have sex when we hangout? I guess we shall see :dubious: 
Did you say, “we?” Oh yay! I’m on pins and needles.
TroutMan I do get what you’re saying. :).
You did.
emph mine…
A Chevy Cobalt plus $50.
+1 for the joke. -1 for inserting a space in a noun. It’s like something the OP would do.
Well, you put a lot of space between your periods.
Nah. Not buying it. I post tons from my phone or iPad. If she has a twitchy space bar, why no odd spaces before or after her words?
your annoying. I am putting you on my ignore list
You have that option of moving on to the next thread instead of keep coming back attacking about me not using spaces, which I am doing :rolleyes:
I added you on ignore so I wont have to see your comments anymore
You should unfriend him, too.
Since you are new to this board, Marylnshephards, you might not know that historically and culturally the posters here prefer to write and read grammatically correct English. We like punctuation, especially when used correctly. We like posters who know the difference between you’re and your. But what we really like is vivid descriptions of freaky sex! Spare no detail, and we will forgive your lack of writing skilz.
Also I’m pretty sure it’s against the rules to say who you have on ignore.
ETA and omg I promised myself I would NOT come into this trainwreck. Damn.
With the promise of descriptive freaky sex, I expect many will come. To this thread, I mean.
OP, can you describe yourself physically and what you were wearing that day? Just trying to complete the picture. All I see is a ton of yoga pants these days so I’m thinking you were wearing them too.
Better yet, post a pic!
:smack:
Can I blame Gaudere?
I guess that won’t fly this time. The mistake, *and *resorting to the very kind of moronic slut-shaming that I hate with a passion, just to make a cheap joke? Next I’ll be spouting homophobia in txtspk. Or torturing kittens for the lolz.
Yeah, that was pretty inexcusable. I think I’ll just go hate myself for a while now.
Umm, I have posted on other forums before and no one complained about my writing skills. This dude kept coming back making snide comments about my grammar. I already told him to leave the thread if he doesn’t like it but he keeps making snarky comments. It was starting to get on my nerves. As long you understand what I am saying then why does it matter?
It should be against the rules to make fun of someone else writing skills, spelling and
grammar. I am on sure if it on this forum so someone correct me on that
lol just tank top and soccer shorts