Ovulate all you want on them – your eggs aren’t going to stick!
Two more and it’ll be a menu item. “Manchester Oysters, €5 @ kilo”
I was thinking you wanted to lose the image, but knock yourself out.
Scotty said, “The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.”
If they are anything like a cows, once you get through the skin, you can detach the testicles with a firm tug, and there is very little blood.
Perp is a 43 year old “mother of four” with a “boyfriend.” I’d never expect dysfunctionality there!
How on earth does one tear testicles OFF? Sure the skin is delicate, but it’s sturdy and not amenable to um, ripping by hand.
And how does a guy stand still long enough for someone to do this to him? (I didn’t read the articles because I am out of brain bleach).
Seriously, if someone is trying to bite your scrotum OFF, wouldn’t you punch that person in the head? Ditto the er, hand-job.
How long do you think a yank takes?
Or a bite. If she’s going down on him, how could he possibly do anything to stop it?
Ok, Bones…
/squick
Mike Rowe’s TED speech:
Yeah, wondering about the mechanics also. That she managed to remove both of them suggests that she had both in her mouth at the same time— not impossible, given small enough cojones and a large enough mouth—but in that case, it seems likely that she’d chomp down on them in the course of separating them, rendering them useless— on second thought, I don’t want to think about this anymore.
The headlines are misleading. Those women were the guys’ girlfriends, not their mothers (which would have been EVEN MORE disturbing!).
Cows don’t have…
Bitch should go on a diet.
Hope none of her four lambs are male.
Well, my hat’s off to you and your adventurous spirit. How’d you get your head in there, anyway?
Only if it’s the same guy. Who, if that’s true, REALLY needs to consider the caliber of woman he dates.
I call BS. A man turning down sex? Someone wasn’t thinking when they wrote that story …
He was probably just following the “don’t stick your dick in crazy” rule. I’m sure she had plenty of other warning signs.
At least I hope so.
Because if barehanded testicle ripping is one of the first signs of mental illness I’m never leaving the house.