That's one tough lady

[Barbarian]

As it appeared in this morning’s Globe and Mail

Gentlemen – get ready to squirm. It’s a story few men can hear without scrunching their faces, crossing their legs and gasping.
A man from Pickering, east of Toronto, returned home to meet his live-in girlfriend early yesterday morning.
The man was fresh from his 46th birthday party with friends, but police say his night was far from over.
Police say the two began to fight, and during the scrap, the woman got a hold of her partner’s testicles and yanked so hard she tore them from his scrotum.
The extent of the damage is unclear.
The man was sent to hospital but there’s no word on whether surgery was successful.
Urologist Philip Klotz says an injury such as this is very rare, especially at the bare hands of another person.
Klotz says it ``must have been one hell of a pull.’’
The woman was arrested and charged with aggravated assault.
Her bail hearing is scheduled for today.
No names have been released.

I’ve got relatives in Pickering. One gave birth without knowing she was pregnant. Others just bought a trailer home. I’m afraid Pickering is becoming a white trash centre in Canada.

[Fern_Forest]

Great! You scared em and now they wont come out!

shiver podunk people huh?

[Odieman]

It’s hard typing from a fetal position :shiver:

[screech-owl]

Ow ow ow ow ow.
I don’t have any, but I cannot begin to fathom this or the pain.
Ew.
I’d say she was being a real jerk.

[Oicu812]

Flees room

[SUB]No, not from the story, from SCREECHE’S PUN[/SUB]
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[Why_A_Duck]

Oh my lord. This just can’t be good.

It says that she ripped the testicles from the scrotum. Huh? Did she make an incision with her fingernails or nearby implament of destruction and then start picking fruit or did she yank so hard that she pulled the boys free from any internal tethers? Apologies for any typos, touch to type with tears in eyes.

“The extent of the damage is unclear”

Vicitm: Unclear?! My balls are hanging from the coatrack, what’s so unclear about that?

[jk1245]

jk1245 uncurls from the fetal position just long enough to type.

How did she get close enough to do this if they were fighting??? Did he drop trou and begin to slap her with his beanpouch???

This guy has got to learn to prioritize body parts when fighting.

return to curled up, rocking position in corner of room

[screech-owl]

O, darling, of all the ones I thought, that was the politest.

Aw hell, someone’s thinking it somewhere:
“Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you OH MY GOD!!!”

[QuickSilver]

*Originally posted by Barbarian *
I’ve got relatives in Pickering. One gave birth without knowing she was pregnant. Others just bought a trailer home. I’m afraid Pickering is becoming a white trash centre in Canada.

I always suspected that living that close to a nuclear power plant has detrimental effects on people.

[pldennison]

*Originally posted by QuickSilver *
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*Originally posted by Barbarian *
I’ve got relatives in Pickering. One gave birth without knowing she was pregnant. Others just bought a trailer home. I’m afraid Pickering is becoming a white trash centre in Canada.

I always suspected that living that close to a nuclear power plant has detrimental effects on people. **

Hey, I went to high school near a nuclear plant and I, uh . . . that is to say . . . nevermind.

[Barbarian]

Love hurts and Barrington Wynn may know it better than anyone.

The 46-year-old Ontario man had his testicles torn off Monday morning, but he says he deserved it and still loves his wife.

Wynn admitted he arrived home drunk early Monday morning and was slapping his 15-year-old son when his wife grabbed him below the belt, dug in with her nails and tugged.

Donna Crichton was charged with aggravated assault.

Wynn was taken to hospital in Toronto where doctors froze his wound and reassembled the family jewels.

But despite his pain, Wynn says he doesn’t believe his wife should have been charged.

Crichton was released on two-thousand dollars bail yesterday.

She’s not allowed to have any contact with Wynn as a condition of her bail, but will continue to live with her kids in Pickering, east of Toronto.

Crichton’s lawyer says it’s a ``puzzle’’ that Wynn wasn’t also charged.

Wynn says he isn’t leaving his woman for ‘‘nobody in the world.’’

Man oh man oh man.

[NutWrench]

A Happy ending!

[Geek_Mecha]

It amuses me greatly to see a poster named NutWrench post to this thread.

[Gozu_Tashoya]

Wynn, 46, told reporters he was drunk and started slapping his 15-year-old son when Donna Crichton, 42, grabbed him below the belt, dug in with her nails, and tugged.

“I just looked at her and said, ‘Baby, look what you do,’” he said.

Well, at least he was drunk. Could you imagine the pain of that happening sober!?! :eek:

[Gozu_Tashoya]

On a side note, some guys (apparently) like that kind of thing.

[Fern_Forest]

*Originally posted by KKBattousai *
**On a side note, some guys (apparently) like that kind of thing. **

throws mouse out window, closes eyes and covers ears
I don’t wanna know. I don’t wanna know. I don’t wanna know. I don’t wanna know. I don’t wanna know.

[Kricket]

Okay, it might be sleep deprivation, or I might be a bit sadistic, but I have giggled while reading this whole thread to include the links.
Do I need help here folks?

[Ayesha]

No more than I do Kricket.

But one thing about it, I’ll bet he thinks twice before coming in drunk and smacking the kids around.

As for the guy in the link ::shudder:: that’s just weird. Give me more money or the left nut gets it !

[Beadalin]

As it turns out, the testicles were not torn off. At least, not all the way.

“They (the injuries) were severe enough that he was in a lot of pain, excruciating pain, and it looked like they were ripped off at one point, but apparently they were not,” a police spokesman said. “They were still attached.”

Doesn’t that make you feel better?