I bought some dog food that resembled beef stew, a can of Dinty Moore, and switched labels.
It was swiped and presumably eaten at work.
Add vodka to the drinks.
Brownies made with Ex-lax, although I guess that con be construed to be harmful and illegal.
A note that says “I spit in one of these beverages - guess which one!!”
Or “I put pepper sauce in one of these beverages…”
Or “This fridge is under video surveillance.”
DH just had to watch the old MASH episode about Adam’s Ribs… As a result, we’re having meaty xylophones for dinner.
You’re horrible! I knew there was something I liked about you. 
I think I’ll do my reclinage early today. MWAH!
Dindin was good! OYKW was impressed. I told him if I didn’t have to irk he come home to this every night. Then I added, until I got tired of it all thenhe’d come home to me in a chenille robe, laid out on the couch, munchin’ bonbons, sippin’ wine out of the box and watchin’ trashy teevee. 
Midget Nettie wants to stop the beverage thief not make the thief happy. Hope the thief is caught soonest Nettie.
Today, Columbus Day, is the 40th anniversary of the day I met the man who was to become my (ex)husband. Don’t ever go to the recreation center on post, on your day off, looking for someone to play chess with.
That reminds me- I decided to have a fried aig for breakfast this morning, and accidently fried it in infused chilli oil. I discovered the mistake by taking a biiig mouthful.
This did not help my Monday morning mood.
My mother has been helping me pack all day. She’s pulling all kinds of stuff out and wrapping it up in newspaper and/or putting it in bags.
You think she might be excited to see me go? Or maybe just excited about getting junk out of her house?
"Chenille-According to textile historians chenille-type yarn is a recent technique, being produced in the 18th century and is believed to have originated in France. Back then the yarn was actually made by weaving a “leno” fabric and then cutting the fabric into strips to make the chenille yarn.
Alexander Buchanan is credited as the person who introduced chenille fabric to Scotland in the 1830s.
Guys who wear skirts.
OK.
Some of my co-workers operate forklifts, which makes this one just too dangerous to innocent bystanders. 
I’m looking for non-harmful, non-dangerous, so I don’t get in trouble with management, but I definitely want something with impact. Shaming the thief with some telltale would be excellent.
How about strategically placed drops of gel food coloring? At least you’d know who it was when the guy with violet fingers walked by.
But once you got over the shock, it was tasty, wasn’t it?
I’m seriously considering food coloring IN the beverage (switching to a dark one, such as cola) to dye the offender’s mouth. (evil grin) Methylene blue is also a possibility, IMO.
I’m sleepy
Done irk
I should grab something to eat so I don’t get all shaky later, then I’m going to bed.
Hopefully it won’t be raining tomorrow and I can load up a bunch of stuff and go home.
I am ready.
Methylene is used as a medicine for aquarium fishes. Is it dangerous to ingest?
Hope you can get a bunch moved, sari. And Mom is probably glad to have the HFH gone. 
I like the dye idea, Nettie.
rosie, chili oil aigs are da bomb!
Which one? I’ve hiked Grégoire & Hilaire.
It was a boo-fit-all sunny day yesterday, so we went to Hawk Mt. As expected, it was still a bit early for color, & the raptors were busy flying by in the am, but not so much when we were there.
Damn Heathen, diluting good alcohol. grumble, grumble, grumble.
That’s the good part about ballooning, we’re done, packed up, & drinking champagne by 7 - 7:30 on a summer morning. 
First you trade 2 wheels for 4, then you give up a topless gal for something more sensible. :mad: Next thing you’ll tell us is that you’re retired from slinging sharks. - Speaking of which; [del]bad[/del] awful news; there will be no World Championship Punkin Chunkin this year; & they’re moving it to Dover, which, while closer, isn’t as bubbaish a neighborhood. The (complete, total, & utter lack of) ambiance just adds to the hickishness of the event.
Nuts, the best aigs is smothered in Tabasco sauce, so I’m thinking fried in chili oil should be quite tasty, I’ll try in next time I fry an egg.