A Happy Little Orange, the MMP

Hey, I do my tequila and my Wild Turkey neat. Vodka just has no flavor.

Good news in life, for a change.

Good News killed the MMP.
Somehow appropriate.
:slight_smile:

<checks site>

Well, shit. I was looking forward to seeing chunks o punkin flying through the air. :frowning:

Nope. In fact, it can also be a human med. In this instance, I’m interested in the output side effect. Dunno about you, but I’d be shocked if a trip to the restroom came out blue and I didn’t know I’d ingested something that could cause that. (evil grin)

Chilli aigs are indeed good, just not at breakfast, especially unexpectedly. It made my coffee taste all chilli-ey as well, and y’don’t mess with my mornin’ coffee.

In other news, I think I shall not be leafletting today- it’s awful weather, I have tmi girliness, only slept about 2 hours, and I ain’t sure driving round without predictable bathroom access is the best plan for today. Hopefully I can just switch for tomorrow, by which time I should be a happier little orange.

Blurf.

Up, caffeinated, off to work. Hockey afterwards.

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up, caffienated, and purtified for irk already. 'Tis 73 Amurrkin out and rainy/stormy with a predicted high of 78 and rain/tstorms/apocalypse all day. Looks like the weather PTB got that right this time. :smiley:

Anywho, all purtified because I decided to do that ahead of the predicted tstorms and I did good. Da bear does not like to be in the shower when it’s lightnin’. :eek:

flytrap yay for the good news there.

Nuts hope you’re over the chili aigs and well, just feel better now.

Nettie that sounds evile! Go for it! :smiley:

Ok, rumbly tummy wants sustenance so I shall give it a bowl of cereal and milk. Then, I must head off to the irkplace.

Happy Tuesday Y’all!

tl;dr

I had my anal probe yesterday. There were no signs of ulcers, my head, Jimmy Hoffa, or 80’ satellite dishes. :slight_smile: The biggest miracle is I’m posting from irk instead of the ER/ICU. I’d say my theory of blood pressure meds as the cause last time was spot on, and not the vapid bullshit of the ICU attending physician about ‘bodily humors’ that translated to ‘I haven’t a fucking clue’.

Oh, and 1/2 of a blurf. I slept off my sedation after I got home, and I am pretty well rested today.

Up and showered early here. We’re promised a nice, rain-free day, so I can do some laundry ahead of packing. Yeah, I know, I could use the dryer, but I prefer to hang things out - they smell fresher, and it’s free!!

Must-do list for today:

  • deliver donations to thrift store
  • unload dishwasher
  • bathe Higgs
  • mail custom-painted T-shirt that **FCD **just finished
  • pack clothes
  • pack car
  • write check for critter sitter
  • clean inside of windshield (the carwash folks did a lousy job!)

There’s probably more, but those are the biggies so far.

I’m absolutely not looking forward to the drive tomorrow - we’re anticipating rain at least part of the way, and rain on the interstate is not fun. But I’ve got an afghan to keep me occupied, and we’ve got XM radio, so we’ll have options for our listening pleasure. And it’s only 13 or 14 hours, traffic permitting… Oh, how I hate I-95!!!

Worst of all, **FCD **doesn’t want to take his laptop, so I may be incommunicado for a week. Which means my YAHOO mail spam box will be overflowing - I get close to 100 crap mails a day for some weird reason. I don’t give out that address to many folks, but it still gets bombarded. Oh well.

Onward into the day! Happy Tuesday!!

It’s a good story, but it must be an Onion-like site, I mean, c’mon; Arkansas matters??? :dubious:

Well, it’s not chunkin’ but you can go to the Sling this coming weekend. It’s a junior version as the catapults & trebuchets are built/fired by kids (w/ adult supervision/help) & they don’t have air cannons but it’s still good…& also in a new location at a race track.

Spiderman is a dead arachnid.

Good news!

Where did you read that, in that Onion-like satire site?

To steal a misquote, “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” I am very much alive, so ttbbbhhhbbbbttthhhtttbbbhhhtt to you!

Happy Toosday!

Hopefully no rain today. I want to be out of here no later than noon. I have to remember to take socks, my feet get cold on the hardwood floors. I have to remember to borrow a hammer too.

I wonder how upset my mother would get if I backed the truck up into the yard. They aren’t leaving until noon and I don’t want to load up the truck while it’s sitting in the street.

You may use mine as soon as I’m through with this damned spider.
:slight_smile:

During, and after. :cool:

I didn’t listen to the weather report last night. Consequently, I’m wearing a long-sleeved sweater at work on a day when the temp is supposed to hit 80°F. Gotta love fall.

Thwiiippp, grabs hammer from flytrap & hands it to Sari.

Thwaaappp, replaces hammer with Ortho Weed-b-Gon! :eek:
Cleaned out between the washer & dryer; found $8.55 in coins & bills! Woo & Hoo!!!
Treat myself to lunch out or buy something Halloweenish?
::checks (full) fridge:: Something Halloweenish. :slight_smile:

You could buy me a present. Just sayin’…