I don’t normally go in for posting these, because someone usually beats me to it, but how’s this for fun?
I need some Aragorn lines.
Followed by…a post from Sauron…
How to get 10 hot women to spend the weekend with you.
Ok, first of all, Sauron is the bad guy in the story, yes? Second of all, knowing most of my female friends, an Aragorn line is one of the fastest ways to get them to spend the weekend with you. They love that guy. I do, too. Can’t help it.
Fun!
You might be a Doper if you…
Eat your vegetables, dammit!
Walmart to open gynecology section
Tampa Area Dopers: Get Lubricated With NinetyWt !!
Do you know where you were conceived? I do!
It’s taking longer than we expected
“Sex”? What’s that?
It’s a 2000s-style solar death ray!
Embarking on a very scary journey…
The Inigo Montoya saga
New Posts:
The smell of cat piss = lying?
That’s Where The Cat Piss Smell Comes From…
“Lorraine, have you seen the disinfectant?”
(You can smell that stuff wherever it is in the house…)
Sometimes these stack up beautifully…
From MPSIMS
Dude,where’s my left nut?
Transgendered child returns to school a boy
I’m still transgendered FWIW
From the Pit:
** GWB says new EPA Head has “lifelong committment to environmental stewardship.” Okay.
That’s Where The Cat Piss Smell Comes From… **
Q. Tell what you know of Polycarp.
A. It is a rare, many-sided fish.
‘Why did she run calling “Wildfire?”’
'Your worst childhood photo"
Sorry, should’ve made sure I was finished.
‘The 52 Funniest Things About the Upcoming Death of the Pope’
‘A Tony Montana action figure—“little friend” included’
MPSIMS:
Why Australian women make bad wives, and only Russian women are suitable
I love nipples
IMHO:
**How much of a slut are you?
Help me get some new friends **
**What does “Gag me with a spoon” mean?
It’s an ILLLUUUUsion!!! **
(because there is no spoon…)
**Worm Invasion
Why can’t Apple become a record label? **