A Holiday edition of Amusing Human Names.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I was cruising a news story about traditional names making a comeback and have spent the last hour reading through the reader’s comments and input of amusing names they have come across.
For your dining and dancing pleasure:

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Mr. Cakebread ( a baker)

Barry Caid

Mr. Christmas Justice Humphrys ( a judge)

Gae Mann

Mrs. Yum Yum Yuk ( known behind her back as " Spit, don’t swallow")

Fanny Ramsbottom my personal new favorite

Wil Kok

Jane Main

Sally Dally

Irlene Upright (changed her name after marriage to Mr. Upright.)

Pearl Button

Drew Peacock

Sherringbourne & Ptolotmy Grant ( brothers)

May Day

Rodney Copperbottom ( Not sure if this was his real name or user name.)

Mr. Sentance ( english teacher)

Katie Kett

Mary Christmas

Olive Voyle

Mr. Virgin

Mr. Tingle

Mr. Nibblet

Mr. Cushion

PC Constable ( Police Constable Constable)

Sergeant Major Bastard

Dr. Weiner ( ob/gyn)

Mr. Pig ( A butcher)

Farr Qu

Mr. Cheeseman (and his son, Leicester. “lester” or what?)

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At my last job we were often visited by one of our outside sales reps whose last name was Ramsbottom. He was a character, too – he usually introduced himself with the missive, “…but my friends call me Sheep’s Ass.” You couldn’t help but warm up to the guy after that. In my early grade school years, one of my classmates had the unfortunate last name of Smellie. He was teased about as much as you’d expect.