Dear Pig F#-ker: Hello you tampon sucking bowl full of congealed spunk. I have a few questions for you. What the flying frogs green f@_khole are you thinking? I would like to know. Allah isnt going to save your enlarged camel pumped anus. The Eagle is coming for you. How could you twist your religion so far out of shape? Uncle Sam is coming for you. How does it fell to be disowned by your own family? Big Brother is coming for you. How does it fell to be kicked out of your own homeland? Freedom is coming for you. Are you afraid? You should be very very afraid. I personaly hope you live. Can you imagine your punishment? With lots of hate. J.M.B. ALWAYS REMEMBER 911
Are you saying that Osama can save his ass if he dials 911? 
Sorry. It might be in bad taste (I’m not sure - it’s not a WTC joke per-se, or anything), but I couldn’t help myself.
You mean he is going to be subjected to the tedious company of the denizens of this ill-conceived CBS wank-a-thon? That is truly harsh.
Wow.
Your penis must be huge!
As a matter of fact its rather small but thats reserved for a whole nother thread.