Like I would need to pay someone $1,000 for a good time. Please. LOL
You might try paging the SDMB next time. I’m pretty sure a few New Orleans area dopers out there that would have been glad to go out dining with you in their fair city on short notice.
Dear Og! Should’ve read the whole thread before I clicked on the pictures page. That is SO not real. And YECH!:eek:
The moustache…dear god, the moustache! Why didn’t his friends tell him he looks like a throwback to the '70s with that ridiculous moustache? I’ll bet he’s real big on eye contact, too.
Yick.
No, ladies, the guy you want is here.
What makes you think he has friends? And, if he does, what would make you think their taste would be any better than his? After all, they’d have chosen to be his friend, which says a lot about their taste, I think. (Not because he’s an escort, assuming it’s not all a hoax, but because he’s a tacky one.)
But, I’m not getting the “eye contact” bit. Are you saying eye contact is bad? Or, that he wouldn’t? Or…??? 
I’m guessing Kalhoun is saying that our gigolo pal is very intent on constantly maintaining eye contact because he read somewhere that it’s… um… something he’s supposed to do. He thinks it makes him come across as sincere.
I’ve figured it out. See, the American Gigolo was really hot (well to most people, the young Richard Gear didn’t really float my boat, but for the sake of this post, I’ll acknowledge that he was way sexy to a lot of people). Okay, so anyway, American Gigolo is the top, like Miss America, and the regional gigolos, like our good friend Gigolo Jess are knock-offs, copies, wannabes, runner-ups. Therefore, Gigilo Jess is not as hot. Yeah, I know, he’s not hot at all, but go with the theory, okay? Our New England Gigolo didn’t make it anywhere near first runner-up; poor Jess must have been dismissed in round one. New England obviously needs a better contender to represent them, and uphold, as it were, the manhood of the region.
I wonder what the talent contest at a Mr. Gigolo Pageant would be like . . .
Last time I saw the phrase “one for the ladies” it was the title of an e-mail attachment of naked photos of Brad Pitt…
So my heart did flutter a wee bit when I saw the thread title…
THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH FOR TAINTING MY MEMORIES!!!
:::::runs away weeping::::::
Fairblue I am truly so very sorry for tainting any memory of a naked Brad Pitt.
[Homer]
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM…Brad Pitt naked.
[/Homer]
Now, stop crying and share that naked Brad picture, to help us wimmen get over Gigilo Jess.
So wait-is he just an escort for dating, or does he actually put out too?
Although, I think for 300 bucks, I could do a LOT better!
Couldn’t tell from that website.
I accept your apology, but sadly, I no longer have the photos…
::sniffle::
Sigh.
What the FACK?! $300/hr? Come on. He’s not that sexy.
Maybe the 5 inch long tongue is the dealmaker. 
Hell I’d do the same thing for just dinner. So any you women folk looking for a date in the MAD area?
Would I have to call him Gigolo Jess?
“Gee, Gigolo Jess, I’m having a swell time on our date!”
Maybe the 5 inch long prehensile tongue is the dealmaker.
Something like that has surely got to be a good idea to get revenge on hateful exes, no?
Just photoshop their pic in place of his and away you go!
