A little something for da ladies.....

Gigilo Jess

insert creepy 70’s style porn music

That guy is cool. I wish I had the cajones to do something like that.

I see future episodes of Cold Case Files, America’s Most Wanted and City Confidential written allll over him . . .

I needed him when I was in New Orleans last month.

Because I didn’t want to go to a fancy resturant alone, that’s why!! I may be desperate, but not that desperate! <insert horror face smilie>

Prepare to die…from laughter…

If you wanna walk the Gigolo talk, ya gotta wear the Gigolo underwear

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I’m not going to link to the pic, (#5 for reference, from the link above) because of board rules about that sort of thing, but is it just me, or does Mr. Happy[sup]tm[/sup] look like it was airbrushed in? It just seems too… fuzzy…

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Going to fancy restaurants alone is fun, in my opinion. :slight_smile:
About this guy… um, yuck. :confused:

Yeah, that’s what I always look for in a man.

Shoes, no clothes, and a photoshopped penis.

How are you doing?

Haj - just kidding, I swear

Then why isn’t my online personal ad getting more hits? :smiley:
Man, several things ran through my head when I clicked on that link. Things like “I wonder how much money he makes at this,” and “are the women he dates just for fun impressed by his job?”

I just gotta say:

Photoshopped Penis – Band name!
And on second thought (or second viewing), I really didn’t need this guy when I was in New Orleans. Never, never never. <shudder>

Ha! I just spent 5 minutes pointing at the obviously fake dinkie and laughing with my boyfriend. His comment? “I wonder if that voids the contract, you could take him to small claims court.”

Hands off the drag and drop digital dinky you sluts. He’s a professional!

NOR AM I A PROFESSIONAL COPY EDITOR.

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Is anyone else thinking that it would be much easier to pick up a random guy at a singles bar than to put up with Jess and his unreasonable demands?

LADYLIKE?

jimminy, that’s no fun AT ALL.

Looks more like a man’s man to me, and I’m obviously not the first to suggest it :

So, New Englander’s, is it true? :wink:

Bartending as a hobby?

Does he have a miniature bar layout in his basement, with lego customers that he moves around according to a timetable?

Or does he just walk into a bar and ask if he can serve customers and, whoo, that’s an original 1930’s McPherson beer pump!! Oh man, they don’t make them like that anymore!

Can’t really say, for sure, not being either female or gay, and never having hired an escort of any gender. But, the local weekly “arts” paper, The Phoenix, does have a whole section devoted to escorts, and other sex workers. And, I recall seeing a fair number of ads from male escorts, and their pictures do usually make them look gay. Although, there are no where near as many ads for male escorts, as there are for female escorts.

But, I really doubt his claim to be New England’s first male escort. :stuck_out_tongue:

New England guy, eh?

I thought he looke familiar - I think I dated him for a while after picking him up at Cuffs in Boston :smiley:

If he’ll accompany a lady for $1000/day, he’ll accompany a gentleman - maybe for twice the price, but, quoting from his site “… after all darling, I am just a gigolo …”

As good business practice, he probably just doesn’t do co-mingling of advertising and clients. His gentleman’s business probably goes by the name 1-900-DO-ME-NOW :rolleyes:

He and the Asian Prince would make a really cute couple.

“My favorite color is purple, and I WILL NOT BE HIRED TO MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND JEALOUS.”