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In 3 months Markus Destin had fewer than 10 paying customers. His replacement Y. Not has about matched him. I thought people that read the original thread from a couple months ago would like to know he already quit after a poor start out the gate.
Funny. Not really surprising, though. Going to him would be like admitting you’re the world’s biggest loser.
And yet, the same is not true for his female counterparts (or so we are told…).
So, he’s an early finisher?
Why is a woman a "loser’ is she wants a good looking guy who presumably has excellent bedroom skills and comes with zero chance of drama? Sure, if you just want to get laid you can probably meet a guy in a bar. But in my experience your average one-night-stand is not very sexually fulfilling- lots of guys just have no skills. If that’s what you are looking for, maybe it is reasonable to want an expert.
Well, for whatever reason, it seems the Market has spoken and its not a particularly in-demand service.
Did you even look at the picture?
Sorry for posting back-to-back, but OH MY FUCKING GOD this is hilarious.
And this
There’s also another picture. :eek:
The guy has issues that’s for sure. I hope he didn’t sound like that with other women, or he wouldn’t get many would he.
I looked at both pics. That’s NOT a sight that turns me on. Oh, the body is nice enough, but that face…
And I sure wouldn’t want to pay a guy for sex unless he’s had a lot more experience than this one admits to. Apparently, he thinks that he has to have an erect penis in order to please a woman. If so, he’s appalllingly ignorant about how to bring a woman to orgasm.
Goodness. I hope he’s got a ripped body, because that’s a face only a mother could love. And clearly his mother didn’t love it…
For some reason, I assumed a male prostitute would service men, not women.
Honestly, I’d rather have sex with a vibrator than with a strange man, especially one who is trying to make a living screwing other women. Ick. The fact that he’s about a “5” on the attractiveness scale doesn’t help his cause, though it really wouldn’t matter if he looked like Pierce Brosnan circa 1980.
To me, sex is not just a physical thing. If it’s not going to be with a guy who turns me on intellectually as well …then I’m not interested.
Oh, and I’m not paying for it.
That article is gold! He looks and sounds either creepy or totally clueless.
Palin/Destin 2012?
…motion seconded. 
How’s that going to look on a resume?
Dishwasher
Waiter
Prostitute
Telemarketer
“Wait . . . what was that third thing?”
This is not necessarily an ‘either/or’ situation. 
Sorry for posting back-to-back, but OH MY FUCKING GOD this is hilarious.
Did he have Botox? Because I don’t want those lips anywhere near my…No, no I don’t.
Most of the male dopers don’t charge. Just sayin’. 
And you’ve hit the nail upon the head as to why male prostitution isn’t a viable business prospect: it’s all about supply and demand. When your competitors are giving it away for free, why pay?
I said in the last thread that I’d never go to a male prostitute, but I might consider going to a gigolo type, wherein sex is only part of the bigger package. I believe I said I’d do it if it was something I normally couldn’t do on my own.
Like, say, I pay a high price, and get an evening in NYC, at fine restaurants, dancing, dinner, whatever. That might be worth it to me because even if I had the money I might not know where to book it or whatever.
Prostitutes for women have to do more, I think. Not just sex. And no, he is not attractive one bit. Ick.