There are 8 pictures, actually. The third one is the funniest. Oh man… I’m still giggling.
I can think of one possible reason:
Although with that guy, you’d almost pay him to leave before the sex.
Re the Charlie Sheen quote, I can see that. I think we as women all have had the guy(s) that just won’t go away.
With that guy, he’d have to pay me to have sex. And that might still not do it. But I do prefer the lithe types anyway.
Okay, after reading the article I agree that this particular man is not the cream of the crop.
I think it awaits to be seen if there is NO market though. I know there are thriving markets in other parts of the world where well-off middle aged ladies can find a hot young thing to run around with.
Number 5 where he is dressed and his mouth is covered makes him look the best of all of them.
Really, it is his mouth that bothers me the most of all his features. If I had met him prior to the prostitute gig, and he was nice in conversation I would have onsidered dating him [I am more into the person than the looks if they are really nice and personable]
I posted this 8 hours ago and not a single female has sent me any nude pix or salacious proposals. I quit.
I think you’re the one required to do that in this thread.
You’ve gotta advertise…
(but I’ll tell 'ya this… I ain’t buying. I’ve got a husband. It’s like buying a Snuggy when you’ve got a robe…) 
Like I said in a long ago thread about this guy: I like the beefy Marine type, but he is a hot mess. And frankly, if the beefy Marine thing does bob your knob, they are- as a whole- not exactly known as the most selective group. Basically, what I’m saying is: it ain’t hard to fuck a buff, non-prostitute, current Marine. Why pay?
That said: looking at his body here, it isn’t really that nice. I mean, face aside (ew). I wouldn’t turn him down in a bar or anything, but he’s actually not built enough to be what I label as “hot buff guy”. His pecs and abs are ok, but his arms and shoulders are all small looking. Actually, he’s just small looking. Is he short?
“I love being caressed,” he says.
douchebag.
*In the hot tub, he says he likes to be spanked and told he’s a bad little boy. *
douchebag!
I tell him how much it turns me on to hear about something romantic. He looks genuinely befuddled. “Let me think,” he says. “Like what, like being on a horse ranch?”
DOUCHEBAG!!!
He reminds me of this guy I knew in high school, This guy who spouted off all these cliched “sensitive male” ramblings mixed with some lightly suggestive talk in a pathetically transparent attempt to impress girls into bed. He was the laughingstock of the entire school, as this guy no doubt is the laughingstock of the entire state of Nevada.
Hell, I got laid earlier than “Markus” did and I’m probably worse-looking than he is.
A horse ranch is romantic??
Well, Marcus, sorry you threw in the towel so soon. First Taco Bell shrimp tacos disappear, then the possibility of a dream date with you.
Heh :)
My god, I think he Botoxed his teeth.
In normally one to join in by laughing and pointing. But I just feel sorry for this guy.
They paid that reporter hazard pay, right? I mean, I knew journalism was dangerous work (eg. Daniel Pearl) but man, this is “above and beyond”!
Is it really hard to spout even out some trite answer, like flowers and chocolates? A horse ranch is romantic???
ETA: Smoove B is better at the romance thing than this guy.
Very well. Ladies, BEHOLD the glory that is Astroboy!
Actually, I think there might be a market for male escorts?
You know, the single women who turn out to not be in a relationship when the big wedding/family occasion/office party rolls around?
Call XXX-XXXX and we provide a guy with at least average looks, who dresses nice, can carry on a conversation, can dance, and can believably fake being your choice of several desirable occupations. He will escort you to whatever it is, pretend you are in an on-going relationship, pretend that he is smitten with you, fit in with the social activities without making a fool of himself or you…
Hey, I can remember at least one time I would have paid QUITE a bit for a service like that.
Hmm. Throw in “is good at making parents think he’s a nice guy” and I think you have a winner of an idea there.
There was a (predictably stupid) chick-flick with this premise. Can’t remember the name.