Blug blurrble blash, blug glash bow.
::removes head from bucket of water::
Wow, some initiation you got here. Still I’ve had worse, I remember one enchanted evening at the TKE house with some ice cubes and a barrel of booze… but that’s another story.
Good Good Morning!!! The sun is singing, the birds are shining and it’s going to be a Great Day. I’ve had like five cups of coffee and there is still several hours before the GERD starts kickin’ it back up so Hello, Hello.
T’was a rather sedated weekend. It was sunny and warm until I wanted to do something then it started raining. Still I got a start on fixing our fence and managed to tear down and clean the carburator on our mower. For some reason there was a bright green scaley buildup on the valve at the base of the injector (the one inside the float bowl). Anybody know what that was? I attributed it to water in the gas / tank / bowl and lectured the kiddies about putting the mower away after use and not leaving it in the rain. I don’t know if that was the actual problem or not, just a good opportunity to remind them to put stuff up.
Thinking about killing all the grass on the north side of the back yard. No particular reason, just homicidal like that. Really though, that part of the yard seldom gets used so why mow it? If I kill everything off, level it out and cover it with some nice stones we could have a killer rock garden. Plenty of room for decorative planters and gnomes and maybe a koi pond. Plenty of room for not having to mow the grass is more like it.
Ah well, here’s to wishing all of you a great googly moogly Monday morning.
Oh, and here’s my Mad Lib - Enjoy!!!
Once upon a time, there lived on the Dope a cranky old man, who called themselves Stinky_Whizzleteats. This name, Stinky_Whizzleteats, fit him to a T. Sometimes he belched and complained. At other times, he shit himself blind! It made life complicated for all the other MMPers.
One day, **Stinky_Whizzleteats ** went too far and actually beamed his crap. This got the mod’s kind of excited really and made all the MMPers green with envy, or with something, whatever… they were green. The other MMPers were quite disquieted. They decided to ignore 'Ole Stinky along with his… umm… contribution. They set up the duckpins and had everyone bowl. This caused a curiously apathetic interest amongst the other Dopers. They all exclaimed about the foul stench of the Whizzleteats crap bowling in the MMP. The MMP became the most popular and addictive Teat Crap Bowling site throughout the interweb. The MMPers were **neither suprised nor supressed ** and just went about their business. Their bowling here was done!
