Patty O’furniture
(What’s Irish and stays out all night long?)
Patty O’furniture
(What’s Irish and stays out all night long?)
Opus. That’s horrible ::giggles::
Hey, I don’t know how you can make it a handle, but I come from a terribly Irish family (both sides) and my mom is often wont to say:
“You can’t be Irish without knowing the world’ll break your heart by the time you’re 30.”
Always seemed appropriate for my family.
Keeping in the Irish vein: Bout Ye has a nice ring to it.
(thread hijack)
A secret agent is sent to a little village in Ireland to make contact another spy who has been in the area for a very long time.
The agent’s boss tells him his contact in the village is named Mr. O’Hara. He is instructed to meet Mr. O’Hara at the village pub and ask “Is the weather all right in Cork?” Whereupon the spy will reply “All right for now, but you’d better bring a yellow raincoat.”
Upon arriving at the village pub, he asks the bartender, “Is Mr. O’Hara in the pub?”
The bartender looks around and says to the spy, “Which Mr. O’Hara are ye talkin’ about? In this pub we have O’Hara the doctor, O’Hara the fisherman, O’Hara the farmer, and Father O’Hara. An’ as ye mention it, my family name is O’Hara as well.”
The confused spy decides to take a chance, and in a quiet whisper to the bartender he says, “Is the weather all right in Cork?”
The bartender nods knowingly and grins.
“Ahhh…‘tis O’Hara the spy ye be lookin’ fer!”
(we now return to your regularly scheduled thread}
…send lawyers, guns, and money…
Warren Zevon
I always though That One Guy would be a good name for a poster.
“To counter what That One Guy said …”
“Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known” - Michel Gyquem de Montaigne
I thought I wrote thought.
OliverCromwell ?
g, d & r (very fast)
Have you taken leave of your senses, John?
What’s wrong with the name you’re using now?
I’m used to JohnLarrigan. Leave it the way it is. It’s not necessary to change it.
In fact, I absolutely forbid it. I don’t have enough confusion in my life, now I have to learn a new screen name?
Stop entertaining this bizarre idea at once.
Thank you.
Lessee, John. Let’s look first at your hometown:
Dublin Over
Dublin Down
How 'bout your hobbies and ancestry -
single + clarinet = Blowin O’Lone
guitar = Shamrocker
tech support = Geek O’Tools
hate ignorance = Fond O’Knowlege
Or St. Patty -
Snakedriver
Or general Irishness -
Irish iiiii (Irish eyes)
Or to help remedy your singleness -
Lot O’Toole
Sig! Sig a Sog! Sig it loud! Sig it Strog! – Karen Carpenter with a head cold
Yes, you do have a point, John. I was racking my poor brain, but I really like some of the ones already offered. My favorites so far are:
BogBoyPete
Blarney Fife (Mayberry RFD fan!)
Blowin O’Lone (wanna hug?)
Irish iiii (being partial to irish eyes)
Lot O’Toole (love it!)
Dublin Over (for what? one has to wonder)
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Yes, you do have a point, John. I was racking my poor brain, but I really like some of the ones already offered. My favorites so far are:
BogBoyPete
Blarney Fife (Mayberry RFD fan!)
Blowin O’Lone (wanna hug?)
Irish iiii (being partial to irish eyes)
Lot O’Toole (love it!)
Dublin Over (for what? one has to wonder)
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
You’re single?
How about “Kiss Me, I’m Irish!”
Everyone has the “Kiss me, I’m Irish” button. I have a button that says,“Kiss me, I’m the Blarney Stone in disguise.”
opus:
I heard that as the answer to “what’s Irish and stays out in the rain?”
Blarney Fife is a good one.
or DannyBoy.
But I really like Petey the bog boy.
Does it have to be Irish? You could use my cousin’s name: Elmo McWetzelstein.
Imbibo, ergo sum.
Hmmm, I suppose you wouldn’t consider changing to WallyM8. Well, howzabout:
Must admit I laughed out loud over Blarney Fife, but it’s a pretty Americanized pun.
Good luck!
Veb
(which is a username I’ve come to regret)
I vote for Pete the Bog Boy!
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
How 'bout this: Dreadfully Single. That way, you maximize you chances to practice flirting in the future. Of course, it will lend a certain air of desperation to the process. . .
So far my preference is for the variant on Pete the Bog Boy that purplebear suggested: BogBoyPete. It’s shorter and punchier.
Thank you, Billdo, it just sounded better, catchier to me. Glad you liked it!
Well, John, what say you?
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.