Ender, you’re a comedy genius.
Oh, I get it now! Really friggin’ funny. 
Does anyone have a spare soda please?
I clicked on this thread because I really am that bored.
Pitiful, isn’t it?
Damn.
This is like paying for a full-priced movie ticket only to get Bob & Doug McKenzie’s movie made in “3-B”.
I feel cheated, eh?
Tripler
Where’s that long rant I was promised?
“3-B”? Does that stand for “Three-Beer”?
Yes, yes it does. “Three beers and it’s pretty good, eh?”
Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coooo!
Tripler
We all know what movie I watched last night.
Wow, the whooshing almost drowned out the voices in my head for a moment there.
I don’t know what is making me laugh harder, Ender’s parody or the fact that it flew right over Zenster’s head.
I give it a 9.5.
Oh, and I am going to pull up a lawnchair now.
Since this is the Pit - fucking goat felcher.
(BTW Ender, thanks for this thread. I have been noticing the same things lately.)
I am that bored, the OP was that boring, but I really liked the train wreck. I think that, after all things are considered, I found myself lightly entertained.
What the OP failed to foresee was a high number of views and responses. If the numbers had been low, I would have taken the cues and never clicked the link. Simply by responding, I’ll be sucking additional suckers in, who hopefully will add more worthless responses, which will suck additional suckers in, and so on, and so on, and so on…
Hmmmm…it seems to me I’ve heard that song before…
Maybe… here?
Flew? Diane, that was rocket launched over his head.
[sub]It was missing a reference to eating some obscure food made with ingredients mined by armless children in the pampas of Argentina or a reference to his musical talent, which makes Miles Davis look like Cubby from the Mickey Mouse Club…have to deduct a few tenths for that.[/sub]
I would just like to say that I love everyone.
This thread is about me, right?
Ever stick your hand a marsupial’s pouch?
it ain’t like the cartoons, let me tell ya.
I clicked on the thread because I noted the reply count, and figured something fun had to be going on.
And, IMHO, it’s likely that Zenster can take y’all with one hand tied behind his back.
Do we have a topic here? Should someone propose a topic? My persian cat pees everywhere, can I get advice?
The warnings kept me out for two whole days. Sure it could be dull, but it’s Ender so it can’t be that bad clickity I go. My what a gem of a thread! Thank you Ender, thank you all for the most fun I’ve had in at least the past hour.
And yes Jack Batty, it is all about you. The meaning of life isn’t 42, it’s Jack Batty!
Not unless you can make good on Ender’s promise of duck-billed playtpus lovin’. In that case, yeah. It’s all about you.
What? Have I just been whooshed or do you really think that he could take us all?
You’ve gotta be kidding me.
As long as he doesn’t tie the boards up AGAIN by replying to each and every syllable in the fecking thread, he can try.
Well, I guess I could try.
But who would be on top? Me or him?