http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=199503&perpage=50&pagenumber=4
This has nothing to do with the topic of your thread, but rather your standard obsequious behavior.
Just so we’re clear, I can’t stand you, either.
I guess those sapphire bullets aren’t of pure love.
Mockingbird, do you mind if I tell you that I secretly adore you from afar? Your quips are priceless! 
Obsequious? Zenster? Time to double check your dictionary, I think.
Fucking hell. What I meant to say was unctuous. Damned -ous words.
THE RAGE HATH MADE ME STUPID.
GRAR!
Awwww. T’wernt nothin’.
I don’t think you meant unctuous, either. Eddie Haskell. Now, he was unctuous.
Excessively smug. Oily. Greasy.
Want another? How about obnoxious? Pretentious? Ridiculous? Pompous? Self-righteous?
He hates me, but I don’t know why. 
Please be my friend Zenster, please!! I MISS YOU MORE EVERY DAY!
Is “oleaginous” the word you were looking for?
Yup that would be the word
oleaginous
adj 1: unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech; “buttery praise”; “gave him a fulsome introduction”; “an oily sycophantic press agent”; “oleaginous hypocrisy”; “smarmy self-importance”; “the unctuous Uriah Heep” [syn: buttery, fulsome, oily, smarmy, unctuous] 2: containing an unusual amount of grease or oil; “greasy hamburgers”; “oily fried potatoes”; “oleaginous seeds” [syn: greasy, oily, sebaceous]
Just stick with plain old obnoxious. It’s easier, and perfectly accurate.
I’m missing where he is smarmy or obnoxious. Are you talking about the whole thread, or is there a post in particular?
Jeesus. That flame is so weak I couldn’t melt butter with it.
Darling Sapphy:
I now know what to get you for Christmas.
A Thesaurus.
Love,
Java.
How’s about this?
Or you could just point to anywhere he opens his mouth on that page.
Note to Zenster: Chivalry is dead. Those who try to revive it look like morons. Being excessively wordy is a fault, not a gift. No one is impressed with your attempts to be eloquent. People could care less about your grasp of the English language. Get over yourself.
Thank you, Sapphire Bullet. I am now imagining one of those “customer counters” rolling down towards 1.
It would be easier and less time consuming to point out where he isn’t obnoxious.
Great, Munch. You just know he’ll write a 1000+ word opus defending that point. 
Reading a Zenster post makes me want to whip out a red pencil and edit, edit, EDIT. Wheat from the chaff, or point from the drivel, choose one.
If he decides to cripple the hamsters AGAIN by replying to each and every post in this thread and prove once again how completely self absorbed he is…there’s not a bucket big enough to contain my virtual vomit.
“Virtual vomit” … that’s catchy!